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Toilet Cleaner
By Flamewater
"You are cleaning toilets and I thought I had it bad." Fran commented flatly as he watched Lambo scrubbing the outside lower half of the toilets. "Are the Vongola insane like Varia and let it be known I'm not insane like them."
"Your master is Mukuro, right?" Lambo asked calmly as he finished scrubbing the outside lower half of the toilets.
"Yes." Fran replied simply and he created an illusion of a pineapple. "His hair style looks like a pineapple and he has a chuckle that would bring a child to tears."
"The only one that trusts him is Chrome and Tsuna, but everyone else is sketchy about him." Lambo said to him causally and added some toilet cleaner inside of the toilets. He didn't mention that he was a bit sketchy of Mukuro too.
"My master's existence is twisted and disturbing." Fran commented bluntly and tilted his head towards Lambo. "The members in Varia get upset with me from time to time, but mainly Bel-Senpai and he throws knives at me. I wonder if it is because of my master."
Lambo got up and washed his hands for he was done scrubbing the toilets.
"Fran am I annoying?" Lambo asked suddenly after he dried off his hands and sighed to himself.
"Why do you ask?" Fran asked dully as he looked at the teen and felt bored. "A known fact is when you live in the same house as another that they are eventually going to annoy you and you will eventually annoy them. Sometimes a person somehow ends up dying from a butcher knife or food poisoning or something due to the fact someone was driven into insanity from the sheer annoying nature of the other person."
"I have been told by several people that I'm annoying." Lambo stated honestly and deep inside it hurt his feelings, but he would chose words over violence in a heartbeat.
"Maybe that is why you are assigned to clean the toilet." Fran said in a monotone voice and decided to add. "Or maybe you have a vicious mouth and that is why you are cleaning the toilets to clean up your mouth."
"Have you ever had to clean the toilets in Varia HQ?" Lambo asked him calmly, he couldn't help noticing that Fran's words at times were cheeky, and vicious at times. He wondered who does clean up in Varia HQ and maybe it was Fran, but somehow doubted it.
"No, but if I was told to clean the toilets. I would use an illusion to make it look as if they were cleaned." Fran replied flatly and then pulled out his cell phone to check the time. "Bye little crying lamb that is the toliet cleaner and at least you will get a bigger trophy this month, but it will also have your name on it. I have not ever got a trophy, but they are overrated."
"Huh?" Lambo asked in a confused voice as he looked at Fran.
"Oops, I guess it was suppose to be a surprise. Oh well." Fran commented dully before leaving Lambo behind and walked back to the room where Bel was talking to Yamamoto.
"Froggy, What took you so long in the bathroom." Bel asked in irritated voice and his arms were crossed.
"I was wondering if you were really a blonde, but I have my answer now." Fran replied in a monotone voice, knives were thrown, and Bel looked annoyed. "I used the toilet, talked, and washed my hands. Just that simple, Senpai. Nothing special."
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