The Professor was trying to make some new Powerpuffs.
That's right, with sugar, spice, everything nice and Chemical X. You see, he planned to make an evil army of them and conquer the world, once he got past the fact that he had used those ingredients before and he would just create exact replicas of the current PpG.
He didn't mind.
He was brainwashed by aliens, explaining his perfect "Hi Girls, Bye Girls" style of parenting.
Suddenly, there was a large explosion. That happened once every other week. The professor immediately launched into his part of the Powerpuff opening sequence, then opening his eyes in complete dramatic surprise and seeing...
A Powerpuff teenybopper.
The professor took her down to the danger grid and trained her for an hour, ignoring her cries that blood didn't match her blue cape.
The new Powerpuff was named "Grrah" for some reason involving a giant bear rug and the Professor.
Grrah then rushed off to the living room.
"Hi, I'm Grrah! I'm the smartest Powerpuff Girl and the rest of you are stupid and I will take over the world and make you my helpless slaves in exchange for cheese!" she giggled.
The Powerpuffs then explained that Mojo Jojo was why the Professor had a double bed and that the Professor was their mother, saying something about how they were Mojo's half-sisters or half-brothers or something like that.
And then Blossom answered the Hotline, making sure to call Mojo "Modorke".
Just don't ask.
After that, they went to Townsville. Wait. They live in Townsville, right? Just ignore the earlier sentence. Please.
The original Powerpuffs then proceeded to get horribly defeated, thus setting up the "deus ex machina" scene perfectly.
Grrah then proceeded to swear like a drunken Marine and defeat Mojo by just moving a hair in his direction.
Then it was the Powerpuffs turn to compliment Grrah while cussing, since it was their turn anyway.
Buttercup looked jealous and vowed to get a ghettospeak dictionary so she could be just like Grrah.
Then all the Powerpuffs gave a Xeroxed copy of their powers to Mojo in exchange for Super Soakers.
After that, they proceeded to aim the guns at each other and scream "U R GUNNA DIIE!"
to be continued. I think. Maybe. Whatever.
That's right, with sugar, spice, everything nice and Chemical X. You see, he planned to make an evil army of them and conquer the world, once he got past the fact that he had used those ingredients before and he would just create exact replicas of the current PpG.
He didn't mind.
He was brainwashed by aliens, explaining his perfect "Hi Girls, Bye Girls" style of parenting.
Suddenly, there was a large explosion. That happened once every other week. The professor immediately launched into his part of the Powerpuff opening sequence, then opening his eyes in complete dramatic surprise and seeing...
A Powerpuff teenybopper.
The professor took her down to the danger grid and trained her for an hour, ignoring her cries that blood didn't match her blue cape.
The new Powerpuff was named "Grrah" for some reason involving a giant bear rug and the Professor.
Grrah then rushed off to the living room.
"Hi, I'm Grrah! I'm the smartest Powerpuff Girl and the rest of you are stupid and I will take over the world and make you my helpless slaves in exchange for cheese!" she giggled.
The Powerpuffs then explained that Mojo Jojo was why the Professor had a double bed and that the Professor was their mother, saying something about how they were Mojo's half-sisters or half-brothers or something like that.
And then Blossom answered the Hotline, making sure to call Mojo "Modorke".
Just don't ask.
After that, they went to Townsville. Wait. They live in Townsville, right? Just ignore the earlier sentence. Please.
The original Powerpuffs then proceeded to get horribly defeated, thus setting up the "deus ex machina" scene perfectly.
Grrah then proceeded to swear like a drunken Marine and defeat Mojo by just moving a hair in his direction.
Then it was the Powerpuffs turn to compliment Grrah while cussing, since it was their turn anyway.
Buttercup looked jealous and vowed to get a ghettospeak dictionary so she could be just like Grrah.
Then all the Powerpuffs gave a Xeroxed copy of their powers to Mojo in exchange for Super Soakers.
After that, they proceeded to aim the guns at each other and scream "U R GUNNA DIIE!"
to be continued. I think. Maybe. Whatever.