Goodnight Hermione
Disclaimer: I really wish I own Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger…well, I don't. Every character known here belongs to JK Rowlings. I
just got the cliché idea. That and, I'm a sucker with fluff. Oh, I also got the idea of goodnight part from somebody's moviefic sur john tucker
must die (DHr too).
Summary: Post Hogwarts. Draco and Hermione on a date, none of them accept that everything went well. Denial. Denial. And more denial.
(Please be kind, I don't even speak English, for grammatical and spelling mistakes …OH and I wrote this, like…5 or 6 years ago, excuse the
corniness of my young age)
"You what?"
A very angry Hermione Granger storm out from her office, obviously chasing after her soon-no-longer-best-friend, Harry Potter
"Aw, Hermione…he's not that Bad. He even helped me destroying Voldemort"
"Yeah, after he trapped me in his dungeon for almost a week. Call that helping!"
"But, 'mione, it was for your own safety"
"But, in a dungeon? Can't he just lock me in a room?"
Suddenly the room went silent. All eyes looking at her
"See, you even want to be in his room"
"I mean, I mean…" now, a very red Hermione lost her words.
"Okay, now just calm down 'mione. Do it for me, please…I'll pay you"
The great Harry Potter would be dead by now, if there were a beaming laser from Hermione
"You. Already. Sold. Me. To. A. ferret"
"Yes, I did. A very rich, good looking and clever ferret, I might add"
Harry said those things as if it was a good thing. How come your best friend sold you to your nemesis? Hermione suddenly feels she's on
some movie by Demi Moore.
Oh, Draco Malfoy…you are so dead. Of all witches in Great Britain, why do you have to torture me?
"Because he like you very much, and he's been in like with you for the past 10 years"
Oh dammit, I forgot Harry's is an accomplished Legilemens
"Nobody's been in like for 10 years. It's obsession, Harry…a very sick one"
"Well, maybe he IS obsessed with you…listen, please listen to me, Hermione. Do this one time, and if he does something bad to you, I'll hex
his sorry ass to the farthest planet…hum, to Pluto "
"Pluto is no longer a planet. And define bad "
"ummm, I don't know exactly…feeling you up?"
Now, a very red by anger Hermione start to yell from the top of her lungs
"He does that and both of you…DEAD!"
"Is that a yes? Thank you, 'mione!"
and by that he apparated to his own office before he got killed by a super sharp quills.
Flashback
Four incredible attractive male are just sitting down by a quidditch pit after their Friday practice. They are Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Harry
Potter and Ron Weasley.
"So, Potter…when will you pay your debt to me? It's been a week since your lost"
"Malfoy, you got all the money in the world, do I really have to pay you?"
"I know that…I just love winning. From Harry Potter will add more fun"
"Hey, mate…didn't you just brought a penthouse for Ginny?" ask Ron dumbly
"I did…so, you hear that Malfoy, I don't have more money"
"Now, now Potter…we all know there's another means of payment than money" and with that the infamous Malfoy's smirk appear on Draco's lips
"Yeah…women" add Blaise
"Oh, Zabini...you're a very low male chauvinist pig you know that?" said Draco
Harry and Ron were shocked by Draco's comment. Who had thought that Draco Malfoy was a feminist?
As if reading Harry and Ron's mind, Draco makes other words
"But so do I …so Potter…which girl will you give me for an exchange of your debt?"
Second from thinking about this, a name suddenly pop in Harry's brain.
"Hum, since Ginny's my wife, Luna is Ron's girl, even Pansy is Blaise's wife, and Cho's …bla..bla..bla…" after naming all girls in their school and their partners
"Cut the chase, Potter…who'll be the lucky girl?"
With a loud voice, Harry answer with one name: "Hermione Granger"
"Harry? Are you crazy?" Ron yelled at him
Even Blaise look to Harry with pity in his eyes and says:
"Potter man, I'll take care of Ginny if Hermione killed you. Shame on you, die on a very young age"
"No one's going to die, relax…and Malfoy, you just have a date. ONE date with her. And that's it. You understand me?"
"Crystal, Potter" after that, Draco Malfoy flew with his broom. Either of the boys sees a smile in Draco's lips.
The rest three talk about it for a while, Harry with a big grin in his face, red on Ron's face and smirk on Blaise's face.
"I know something fishy here Potter"
"Zabini…I'm a Gryffindor, not a Slytherin…but I definitely have a plan for those two idiots"
"Who are two idiots? Blaise looking stupid
Nevertheless, Ron understand this plan very good, "Hermione and Malfoy, Blaise…how dumb could you be? "
"What's with them? Now I'm really confused"
"They like each other, but they're too proud to admit it. I'm merely giving 'em a chance"
Now after Blaise learn this new info, all three of them laughing like evils
End of flashback
Dead. Dead. Dead.
The word dead seems to be Hermione's today favorite word. She is heading to Harry's Auror Head Quarter. Last night she received an owl
from Harry along with two packages. The parchment only stated what hour Malfoy will pick her up. The first package was a beautiful forest
green nightdress with silver lining for shoulder strap. So Slytherin. But at least I got to keep this dress. The other package was a pair of very
sexy lingerie, red lingerie. Nice, green dress and red lingerie, I'll look like a freaking Christmas tree. Wait, red lingerie?
"Harry Potter, get out before I burn your entire floor"
A very shy Harry Potter got out from his hiding. Now, Ron and Blaise watch the scene from their hiding (the boys are Aurors, including
Draco)
"Yes Hermione?"
"I don't remember saying yes to your stupid offer. And I definitely don't remember about wearing these" the red lingerie now hanging in the
air. There's a wolf's sound from one of the boys, and several giggles from the women.
Before Hermione could actually burn Harry's floor, a lift opened and Draco Malfoy showed up. Watching the scene before him, with a certain
brown-haired young woman and hanging lingerie, he started laughing and walk toward Hermione
"God, Granger…I never thought you had it in you. It is just a date. Loosen up a little. I'm not going to kill you or anything" and went to his
locker.
"See Harry…look at him! How could you?" Hermione almost burst a tear cause she's so mad
"Hermione, we've past this. ONE DATE. I'll have all aurors to kill him if he does something to you, I'll hunt him if he escapes, and Ron will cut
his testicles if he touches you"
Glance of laser now obvious from Hermione's eyes
"One date. And so you know, I'm doing this because I don't want your unborn child have any grudge against me because I kill his or her
father"
"Thank you 'mione"
"Don't you dare mione – me! I am leaving…and tell Ron and Blaise I'll hex their stupid faces if they 're not stop laughing right now" Hermione
saying this without even looking to Ron and Blaise's hiding. She just knew.
Before she got to the door, a parchment flew to her hand
Tonight, 7 o'clock.
In case you forget
DM
Great. Just great. My Friday night is ruined.