One day Ben, I short young man with dyed blonde hair, was walking through the streets of Munich, Germany. It was a cold, gloomy day and Ben was freezing to death. All of the sudden he felt a warm cloak placed on his shoulders. He looked up to see a handsome, muscular man standing over him. "Hello, you beautiful boy. You looked very cold and I couldn't stand to watch you freeze" Ben gasped and all feelings of the cold were lost. The only feeling Ben felt was love. "W-who are you?" Asked Ben. The man answered "My name is Adolf Hitler" in a thick German accent. "W-why would you help a poor soul like me?" Ben asked again. "You are to beautiful to freeze, why don't you come back to my place." Ben followed Hitler through the streets until he came across a luxurious mansion. "This is your house?" Ben asked, dazzled. "Why yes it is, feel free to make yourself at home." Ben out on the couch from exaustion.

The next day Ben woke up to Hitler licking his toes. "UwU what are you doing senpai," Ben shouted. "I must have a wonderful breakfast to exterminate the Jewish race." Replied Hitler, sexily. "Well now it's my turn," began Ben as he began to vote Hitler, starting with his head. Within seconds, Ben had vored the entire top half of Hitler. "UWU" screamed Hitler, muffled from being inside Ben. Ben spat Hitler back out, but little did Ben know, he got preganenant from the Vore sesh. Hitler went to work and Ben had begun dinner, fried cat with a side of dog toes. Hitler arrived home, exhausted from a long day of work. Ben and Hitler sat at the table waiting for the guests to arrive. They heard a knock at the door and they opened it to greet Kim Jong Un. "벤 나는 너를 싫어해." Exclaimed Kim Jong Un. "Uh huh" Ben replied. The group sat at the table and began munching on dinner. "Adolf, may I talk to you in private?" Began Ben. "Why yes my love," replied Hitler. They moved to the vape room where they began to talk. "I forgot to wear my mouth guard when I vored you yesterday," Ben stammered. "Are you pregnart?" Asked Hitler, with a twinkle in his eye. "Please don't be mad... I want to be a good boy..." "Ben, you are the best boy," Hitler got on one knee and continued, "Benjamin Micycle Loether, will you marry me," Hitler asked.

"UWU," shouted! They returned to dinner but something was weird about their best bud Kim.

"Kim Jong, Kim Jong"

"Yes Hitler?"

"Eating dish soap?"

"No Hitler!"

"Telling lies?"

"No Hitler!!!"

"Open your mouth!"

Kim Jong Un's mouth fell open as he dropped to the floor, dead.

Nine months later, Ben gave birth to a wonderful baby boy named Gideon. He was loved by his parent very much. As Gideon grew older, his parent noticed something strange about him. One day Ben drove Gideon to the Doctors office where he was diagnosed with level 3 autism. "What does this mean? Shakily asked Ben.

"He is too far gone, he will destroy the world at this rate!" Replied the doctor.

"Not on my watch, UwU force, unite!" Ben screamed. Mecha Hitler busted through the wall, joined by The Gary, Minor inconvenience Man, Voodoo Mama JuJu, Pee boy and a Mexican. Ben put on his penis puncher mask and grabbed screeching fetus. "It's go time," screamed Ben, as the UwU force fought Gideon. After hours of intense combat, The UwU force came out victorious. They apprehended Gideon and mailed him in a box to a small town called Gig Harbor. The year is now 2018. What remains of the UwU force now resides in the state of Washington under new names and identities. They now live their lives, but stay close enough to keep an eye on Gideon. Every time Ben looks at Gideon he weeps, because not only does he see himself in the boy, but he also sees his lost lover, Hitler, who died of dysentery in the 70s"

THE END.