Deidara's Sick Days
By ilovemyboys
Chapter 1: Morning, Ugh.
I woke up feeling like crap. My head and eyelids ached, my face felt all stuffy, my nose was runny, and my throat felt parched and scratchy.
Just great. I'm sick.
Snuggling back into bed I attempted to get some more sleep only to be bombarded by the morning Akatsuki noises in the kitchen. Going under my blankets and covering my ears with an extra pillow I tried to block out the noise.
Just focus on your art… Dream about my wonderful art….Ignore them…...
Surprisingly it gradually worked and I soon felt myself drift off once again into wonderful, inviting sleep…
…...
Something awakened me out of my slumber, and I was going blow up whoever did to kingdom come! I couldn't help but notice the excitement was coming from the kitchen. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't care.
Just go away…I moaned in my head. Leave me alone…
The noises persisted and suddenly I heard a "BANG!" as my door was thrown open.
That's it. I will KILL whoever is in my room!
"Deidara Senpai! Time to wake up!"
Tobi. That idiot!
"Get out of here Tobi before I blow you up!" I tried to yell but my voice only came out sounding scratchy and low. Yet still threatening enough.
"Senpai? Is there something wrong?" Tobi's concerned voice came from somewhere closeby.
"Ugh…" I groaned from under my covers.
At least I thought it sounded threatening enough. Huh! Knowing Tobi he's probably too stupid to even realize I'm pissed. But under these covers I should be safe to an extent from his stupidity…
"Tobi knows! Tobi will help Deidara Senpai get better!"
No! Please no!
"Tobi, just go away…" I moaned.
"Wait here Senpai! Tobi will be back soon!"
Where the hell does he think I'll go?
The sudden slam of my door closing as he left jolted me out of my somewhat relaxed state as I glared in his direction.
I'm gonna kill that guy.
….
I finally began to feel relaxed again, which took quite a bit of time since being a Shinobi means you're never supposed to let your guard down even for an instant. However, that relaxation didn't last long as my reflexes instantly came back as soon as I heard my door open.
"Tobi, I told you to leave me alone…" I growled, burying my face further into my pillow.
"It isn't him brat," Sasori's voice replied gruffly.
Great. Now Sasori's gonna make me get outa bed…
"Then go away Sasori…" I mumbled.
Just leave me alone!
"No."
Figures.
"You've slept in too long as it is. We're going on a mission tomorrow and your stock in clay is low. You were gonna go get some this morning, or have you forgotten?" He growled.
That's right I was... But, ugh, not now. I feel horrible…
"I will later…" my voice muffled under the blankets.
"You will, later?" Sasori asked unbelievingly.
I wouldn't have believed it either. I talked all about it on the way back to base on how I was gonna restock my clay at the best riverbed by the hideout.
"Nice try brat. But I had to hear you complain the entire way back about not having enough, so you're getting it now."
That damn Sasori…Why the hell does he have to do this now of all times!
Without notice the warm blankets covering me were thrown off and I immediately felt that luscious comfort leave as I glowered at my partner.
"What the hell Sasori!"
"Get up brat. I don't have time for this."
My eyes sent him daggers of pure hatred he completely ignored, as usual, while he just stood there. I knew if I didn't get up in three seconds I would be thrown off.
"Fine," I spat venomously as I sat up. A little too quickly I might add. Closing my eyes at the pain, I held onto my head for a few seconds as I waited for the banging to stop. When I opened them Sasori was gone.
I could try and sleep a few more minutes… No…Sasori would just throw me across the room once he found me. Better get up now I guess…
Slowly I began to get ready for the day. I got dressed, put my hair up in its ponytails, and washed my face. It was then I looked up in the mirror and got a good look at myself.
"Wow. I look terrible," my raspy voice said out loud. My eyes were red with dark bags under them, my skin was flushed, and I looked like I had just come out of a grave.
And Sasori didn't notice this? Huh! Yeah right. I'm sure he did. He just didn't care.
"Bastard," I growled.
Yawning, I made my way out the bathroom door and back into my room.
"Well. I better get some breakfast then at least," I muttered as I made my way towards the kitchen for a, hopefully, refreshing meal. And a much better start to my day.