A/N: This is a response to Rejected One's Fanfiction "For Your Entertainment" Oh yeah, and this is the result of mine and Fleeting Eternity's combined insanity.
Once upon a time there was a sexy French guy named Francis Bonnefoy. He had a bitch, named Arthur who was far less sexy than him. One day he decided to say the words that make many ginger feminist's blood boil. But oddly enough a certain ginger feminist was perfectly fine with this.
Francis was sexily drinking wine when he screamed, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH."
Arthur was shocked, "NO I WONT MAKE YOU A SANDWICH YOU BLOODY PRAT."
He started talking crap, wouldn't you know? Francis leaned back like a pimp and he slapped the hoe."