This is just a little random thing my freind came up with! The first time I read it I couldnt stop laughing XD (the opinion might be different for others though.." Anyway ENJOY! ( She wanted me to post it) :D
L: Hey Kira!
Light: FOR THE FUCKING LAST TIME I AM NOT KIRA!
L: Mmmm-Hmmm (Mutters) Whatever you say, Kira...
Light: If you dont shut up I will Ki-...I mean... I love you...
L: Mmmm-Hmmm, (Thinks) Whatever you say, KIRA
Light: (Throws cake at his face) Take That!
L: (Sad face) I am sorry, Please dont waste cake...
Light: (Watches L wipe cake from his face) Its ok, im just in a bad mood today...
L: Well then, I have something I need you to see, be sure to give me your opinion on it.
Light: Uhhhh...okay...
L: Involving the Kira case.
Light: I'll do whatever I can to help with the investigation!
L: What do you think of this... (Puts the telly on)
Light: (Watches the tellitubbies appear on telly) Okaaaaay...
L: Sorry, wrong channel, I was, err, watching that earlier.
Light: (no comment)
(Door opens, Mis Amane appears)
Misa: ! (looks at L) Im Misa!
L: I want to tell you, (Whispers) Im L
Light: Well, (whispers) Im Kira...
L: What the FUCK DOOD!
Light: Nah, just screwin wit cha.
Misa: Huh, Light? whats with the tellitubbies?
L: Light and I decided to take a short break and watch some T.V
Light: YOU WHAT!
L: (makes ultra-cute depressing face) Just kidding. (smiles and pokes out tounge a little) . . . . . . I love you too, light, be with me and not Misa!
Light: Sorry L I'm straight.
L: Yeh right! Even your last name backwards spells I'm - a - gay (yagami)
Light : WHAT!
L: Nothing...
(Long Pause)
L: whats wrong, Light? You've been staring at me for the last two minutes...?
Light: Just watch me L, I'm masterbating with my right hand and solving equations with my left!
L: Stop touching MY - !
Misa: well, if you two are having so much fun here, then maybe I should leave you two to it?
Light: Misa, we're kind of in the middle of an important disussion now!
Misa: (looks confused) Please tell me you mean the tellitubbies...?
Light: yes, Misa, tellitubbies... L, make me a milk shake. (steals L's cake and starts devouring it)
L: (Starts sining and dancing) My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and Yeh Light, its better then yours, Damn right - HOLY SHIT, what are you doing with my cake!
Light: I'll take a peace of cake and EAT IT!
L: Jeez Kid, no need to be so DRAMATIC about it!
Light: Did you just wet yourself..?
L: If you keep my secret, This strawberry is yours...
Light: err...okay!
(Moments later)
L: Please dont go, you'll just run to the police and tell them I kidnapped you and held you hostage, and dondled you while you were asleep!
Light: No, I won't - ... Wait, WHAT!
L: You willtell them that while you were sleeping, I did things to you that you dont remember!
Light: You fondled me while I was sleeping!
L: Yeah
Light: I dont think I like that.
L: Well, Its DONE!
Light: No more sugar for you...
. Well? what do ya think? REMEMBER I didnt write it, my beautifully imaganitive friend did. And dont ask how she even came up with half of it... But Its pretty funny XD Reveiw PLEASE! :3