Twas the night before Christmas
And the TARDIS was hence
The Doctor was resting
After a battle with the Silence
Sonic screwdrivers were lined neatly in a row
The Doctor dreamt of his companions
And a blonde girl named Rose
Thought of past lives danced through his head
9, 7, 11, and 8
About the Daleks whom he really did hate
Then all of a sudden there rose such a clatter
A timing malfunction was the cause of this matter
The Doctor rose out of bed
And pulled his jacket
A timing malfunction
Was the cause of this racket
He approached the console
Hoping to stop the noise
Fixing the TARDIS
Was one of his joys
The cloister bell stopped ringing
With a turn and a pull
The Doctor exclaimed triumphantly
"Bow ties are cool"
Suddenly, the door burst open
Giving the Doctor a scare
There stood a woman
With wild, wild hair
She walked towards him
With a sway of her hips
She sauntered and sashayed
A smile on her lips
"Hello, Sweetie." she said
Eyes so full of life
This woman was his
His partner, his wife
She handed him a box that was long and narrow
"What have you gotten me, my dear River Song?"
"Spoilers" she said not willing to share
He opened it apprehensively
Thinking it better not be pears
Inside the box was a shiny new watch
Intricately detailed
It was really top notch
He noticed the inscription
In old high Gallifrey
He was so shocked
He didn't know what to say
Bless his hearts
He was speechless
River was absolutely floored
"Have a Happy Christmas, my one and only Time Lord"