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The boats glided across the black lake under the starry sky. The first years looked up to see a brightly lit castle. After being led through the doors into the entrance hall, they were brought into a humongous room with a ceiling that looked like the sky outside. Four long tables filled the hall. Seated at the tables were hundreds of students looking at the new arrivals. At the end of the room there sat a wizard hat on a small stool. As they shuffled up to the front of the hall, a middle-aged woman in a long robe and a pointed witch's hat stepped forward with a large scroll.
"When I call your name you will sit down and be sorted into different houses. Hannah Ab-"
"Um, shouldn't I go first?" said a girl with dazzling blond hair that tumbled gracefully down to her waist, with stunning pink highlights, sparkling blue eyes that shone with the radiance of a thousand moons, pale skin that made all vampires jealous, and a sweet voice like a thousand songbirds singing in harmony. "My name is Angelyka Radi'nce Sparkle Sapp'hire Rose, and I believe that I was first on the list."
The witch looked at her. "I'm sorry Ms. Rose, but we are going in alphabetical order, and since your name begins in R, Ms. Abbot must be sorted first."
"But I'm really special!" protested Angelyka. "My mother told me so. It's the only memory I have of her. She was a veela and she said, 'Angelyka Radi'nce Sparkle Sapp'hire Rose, you are the most special girl in the world. You hold the key to defeating all evil.' And then she was killed by Voldemort who heard a prophecy that I would destroy him and so she sacrificed herself to save me and because of that Voldemort was incredibly weakened so went off to try to destroy Harry, but I had weakened him so much that he lost his body when he attacked Harry, and I got a scar on my arm, see? And then I lived with my father, but he got married to a woman who acted nice but was really mean and she had two daughters and as soon as my dad got sick and died they all got nasty and made me cook and clean and sleep in the fire place! And then I ran away and lived with an old woman in the woods in a little cottage but a traveler stayed the night there and then tried to rape me! And then I got all depressed and started cutting myself! And then-
"That is enough Ms. Rose!" The witch thundered. "One more word and you won't be sorted into any house! Ms. Abbot please come hear now!"
By now everyone in the hall was staring at Angelyka. The same thought went through all their minds; "God save us all."
As soon as it was finally her turn, Angelyka pranced up to the stage. She twirled around and put the hat on her head.
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"But I don't want to go into Hufflepuff! They're all losers!", pouted Angelyka. (All the chubby Hufflepuffs shed a tear.)
"RAVENCLAW!"
"But I don't want to be in Ravenclaw either! They're a bunch of nerds!" (All the hot Ravenclaws looked offended.)
"SLYTHERIN!"
"But they're all evil! (All the Slytherins nod). I want to be with my true love, Harry Potter, in Gryffindor! Put me in Gryffindor!"
"FINE, TO GRYFFINDOR! AND I FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR SOULS STUCK WITH YOU FOR SEVEN YEARS!"
Angelika stood up and pranced toward the Gryffindor table, where she squeezed in uncomfortably close to Harry.
"Hello, I'm Angelyka! Don't feel that you don't deserve me! We're perfect for each other! I'm so pretty I'll make you look good too! We're like soul mates!"
Harry schooched away down the table. This was going to be a long seven years.
AN: Hi Everybody! This is my first fanfic, and I hope you liked it! Please tell me what you thought, and review! Special thanks to my sisters TruDivination and GothicAngeloftheDead for editing. WATCH OUT FOR MARY SUES! THEY REALLY DO EXIST! I will be posting a list of actions to take if you encounter one.