For the A-Z wizarding drabble challenge.
"Can I push her down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hex her?"
"No..."
"Hmm... you're making this really hard for me Remus... can I throw a bread stick at her and make it so that she quits her job?"
"Sirius..."
Sirius Black looked over at his fellow marauder and second year Remus Lupin with an expectant look, almost as if waiting for the sandy haired boy to finish his sentence.
"What about – in order to get this evil defence against the dark arts teacher to resign, I enchant all of her possessions to attack her? Will that be alright?" Sirius asked when it seemed that Remus was not going to reply.
"Sirius... you can't make a teacher resign. It's... just plain mean." When Sirius opened his mouth to speak, Remus quickly silenced him with a hand, "Sirius, if you keep thinking these weird and mean thoughts, I might have to ship you off to Azkaban."
Sirius stared in mock surprise. Remus looked back at him with a serious expression.