My name is Sasuke Uchiha and yes. I know. I'm amazing. But don't get me wrong, life's not all that its made up to be. For example. I'm more than just the legendary Uchiha... I'm a fucking horse... but not just your average every day horse... I'm a freaking purple, absolutely, amazing! HORSE! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. DON'T YOU FORGET IT! Now, as I was saying life isn't always what it is cracked up to be. For example my.. owner. Naruto Uzumaki, that beautiful man. Oh God, can I not wait till he comes in here to groom me! It feels SO amazing! God, I love it when he touches my emo hair mane. I could die happy if he'd just groom me all day every day for the rest of my life! Which he pretty much will! BECAUSE HE LOVES ME. SO FAN-GIRLS BACK OFF! MINE YA HEAR ME? MINE! But as I was saying.. ^.^ I love my Naruto-Kun! He's just so freaking awesome ya know? One time he gave me oats for breakfast and I neighed for him as he brushed me. I NEIGHED. Oh my gosh, he was so proud! Like the first time he took me out to ride me. I showed off for him yes I did! Got every jump. *dreamy sigh* Oh Naruto... hurry and wake up for me baby! I need you! I NEED YOU TO BRUSH ME AND RIDE ME ALL MORNING LONG. *prances to don't stop believing* OH YES, YES YES YES! ITS ALMOST THAT TIME. HERE HE COMES. YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!
Sasuke sat up with a gasp and stared at the wall in front of him, breathing fast and hard a kunai clutched in his hand. Naruto looked up at him blearily and rubbed the sleep from his eyes.
"Huh.. wha is it Sasuke?" He asked stifling a yawn. He looked at the clock and let out a disgruntled yelp. "ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING."
Sasuke couldn't get over the dream. "It was... so horrible..."
Naruto gave Sasuke a uhhhh what're you talking about look.
"The dream, Naruto... THE DREAM. IT WAS HORRID. I WAS A PURPLE, PRANCING HORSE. YOU GROOMED ME. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed.
Naruto looked slightly horrified.. "Uhhhh Sasuke? Are you gonna be okay?" He asked.
Sasuke suddenly straddled Naruto in the bed and stared down at him with wide eyes.
"MAKE THE IMAGES STOP!"
It was then and there that Sasuke ripped off Naruto's pajama's and had his way with him... all... morning... long... BYE! :D :D :D