Let's continue my trend of crapping on crappy ideas!
Goku was trading punches with Ganos and pushed him back. Goku was about to rush towards him, but Caway jumped in front of him, "Wait!"
Goku stopped and looked confused, "Why?"
Caway looked to him with a smirk, "I'll give you a show."
Caway took off her cape and started to move in seductive matter. Now Goku, being more obsessive with fighting rather than sexual pursuits and not knowing what kissing and marriage was until he became an adult, didn't care for Caway's advances and-, "Keep going."
Ooorrrr just decides to listen to his genitals. Why not?, "You like what you see?"
Goku turned SSB and smirked, "We due love now!"
He ran to Caway, who screamed loudly. No one but them knew what happened next, but it caused the arena to split in half.
-Two Minutes Later-
Goku was smirking and Caway panting while holding her clothes. Goku stretched and thought, "I don't know why I did that, but I should get back to fighting-"
Right the hell out of nowhere, a bolt of lightning that had the words 'fetish allowing convenience' struck Goku and, because in these tensionless stories Goku is completely indestructible, Goku was completely unharmed. Goku smirked and started to run to another part of the arena. Caway, because in these stories all members of the harem are just there to be objects, started to follow him mindlessly. Goku stopped when he saw Caulifla and Kale laying down. Goku went SSB and pounced like a wild animal. Screams were heard.
-Forget it.-
Goku was in bed with every single female in the Dragon Ball series, even Bulma and 18 were there. Hell, why not throw Vegeta and Krillin in there to?! Why not throw all the men there to?! Screw it! I'll be the harem master, no I'll write Naruto in there in my place. Why? I have no mother fracking idea! I'll just do it! Now to indulge myself in all my sexual fantasies!
This was something….
Harem fanfiction...I don't think I even need to explain what this is. It's basically when someone makes a character OP and give them a harem. Regardless of how in character it is. Sometimes it's Goku, sometimes an OC, and, for some reason, a crossover character, usually Naruto. I mean Naruto becomes a crappy dad in the sequel, but I don't even think he's that kind of guy.
What stems me is that they usually don't have much tension or even conflict. Every member of the harem with the exception of the lead have no problems.
For a character like Goku, it doesn't fit his character at all. I'll admit I've never cared much for Goku, in case my treatment of him didn't give that away, but it goes against what we know about him. He's a fight hungry softie. That's about it.
This is just on the side, but before anyone accuses me of only thinking of male dominance. Just flip the genders. It goes the same.
Another thing that stems me about this is that it's more than likely just the author letting out there sexual fantasies. I have made it know that I personally hate sex scenes, because there isn't any real plot relevance to it. Porn and plot get in the way of each other. Unless, it is some kind of corruption deal. Even then, it's kinda pushing it. Want to make a story, best to not put a sex scene in it. Want to make a sex scene, best to not make a story with it.
I'm not gonna act like I'm sexually pure. I have my...thoughts. But I don't put those into my stories, because I want to make a good story. Honestly, the only reason I would ever think of making a Lemon is if people started begging me to and if I could come up with something fun and creative.
See ya around when I do this again! (Throws a smoke bomb to the ground and disappears in it.)