Jay & silent bob meet DBZ
Disclaimer: I don't own either dbz or silent bob and JAY
This is my first fic so I hope it goes well please r+r
1 JAY & Silent Bob Meet DBZ
By Link
Our story begins in the quick stop after closing time Jay and Silent Bob are watching TV (they broke in)."Man why the fuck is nothing on" Jay said, Silent Bob just looked at him and shrugged. They started flipping through channels again and suddenly came upon cartoon network. DBZ is on "What the fuck is happening, this is some stupid fucking cartoon." Jay said, Silent Bob just sat there and nodded. Then on the TV Goku started shooting a Kamehameha at the screen. Suddenly Jay and Bob we're getting sucked into the TV "WHOAAA" JAY screamed. When they opened their eyes they were in a house in a world that was horribly animated. "What just happened" Bob said, "I think that stuff just kicked in Silent Bob, now that was a righteous buzz," Jay said woozily. "Check you out lunchbox you look like a fucking fag with that spike hair" Jay said laughing; Silent Bob just sat there motioning his eyes up to jay's hair trying to signal him to look. When Jay saw his hair he said "What the fuck happened to my hair and where's my hat" Silent Bob just started snickering. Suddenly they heard a woman's voice" Jayku Silent Bobeta" "Who" jay said wondering. Suddenly they heard footsteps coming to the door. (FWOOOSH) it opened and there was Chichi "what are you two still doing in bed" she said Jay didn't hear her though he was to busy staring at her Silent Bob then elbowed him to get him to pay attention "What" Jay said angrily. "What are you two waiting for you're supposed to be…" she trailed off when she caught sight of the plastic bag with some white powder seeping out of it. "What is that?" she said pointing to the bag "Man what the fuck do think it was Ouch" Jay said and Bob had elbowed him. "Since when did you two start doing pot" Chichi said "First of all who the fuck are you lady and if you want to know for our whole lives" Jay shouted Chichi was shocked and then said "I'm your wife you idiot man that pot really messed up your minds (sighs) well anyways you two need to get to the tournament it will start soon" Jay and Bob looked at each other then said in unison "what tournament".
Well that's it for the first chapter please review bye.
Disclaimer: I don't own either dbz or silent bob and JAY
This is my first fic so I hope it goes well please r+r
1 JAY & Silent Bob Meet DBZ
By Link
Our story begins in the quick stop after closing time Jay and Silent Bob are watching TV (they broke in)."Man why the fuck is nothing on" Jay said, Silent Bob just looked at him and shrugged. They started flipping through channels again and suddenly came upon cartoon network. DBZ is on "What the fuck is happening, this is some stupid fucking cartoon." Jay said, Silent Bob just sat there and nodded. Then on the TV Goku started shooting a Kamehameha at the screen. Suddenly Jay and Bob we're getting sucked into the TV "WHOAAA" JAY screamed. When they opened their eyes they were in a house in a world that was horribly animated. "What just happened" Bob said, "I think that stuff just kicked in Silent Bob, now that was a righteous buzz," Jay said woozily. "Check you out lunchbox you look like a fucking fag with that spike hair" Jay said laughing; Silent Bob just sat there motioning his eyes up to jay's hair trying to signal him to look. When Jay saw his hair he said "What the fuck happened to my hair and where's my hat" Silent Bob just started snickering. Suddenly they heard a woman's voice" Jayku Silent Bobeta" "Who" jay said wondering. Suddenly they heard footsteps coming to the door. (FWOOOSH) it opened and there was Chichi "what are you two still doing in bed" she said Jay didn't hear her though he was to busy staring at her Silent Bob then elbowed him to get him to pay attention "What" Jay said angrily. "What are you two waiting for you're supposed to be…" she trailed off when she caught sight of the plastic bag with some white powder seeping out of it. "What is that?" she said pointing to the bag "Man what the fuck do think it was Ouch" Jay said and Bob had elbowed him. "Since when did you two start doing pot" Chichi said "First of all who the fuck are you lady and if you want to know for our whole lives" Jay shouted Chichi was shocked and then said "I'm your wife you idiot man that pot really messed up your minds (sighs) well anyways you two need to get to the tournament it will start soon" Jay and Bob looked at each other then said in unison "what tournament".
Well that's it for the first chapter please review bye.