Author's Note: I'm baaaaaaack! :D
Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Nagato stared intensely at Asahina-san. Haruhi stared intensely at Nagato. I stared intensely at Haruhi. Koizumi stared intensely at me.
How do we get ourselves into these messes?
Haruhi, of course, was the root of it all. It was her new obsession with yuri that was (presumably) making Nagato stare at Asahina-san, and Haruhi was probably hoping that the two girls would indulge her. It was sick and wrong, but still preferable to her previous obsession.
Yaoi.
The scourge of Japan and its dark legion of fangirls are a force to be reckoned with, especially when Haruhi Suzumiya is among their ranks. She was responsible for Koizumi and I… Koizumi and I…
Mouthwash. I need mouthwash.
"Yuki-chan? Mikuru-chan?" Haruhi continued to gawk. "Are you lovers?"
Nagato made no response, too fixated on Asahina-san for that. Asahina-san merely whimpered, too embarrassed to do anything else. Of course they aren't lovers, Nagato was just in a good position to catch Asahina-san… and… she just hasn't… bothered to put her down yet… And for the record, I was serious about the mouthwash. If anyone happens to have some…
I was promptly ignored by everyone in the room. The potential yuri was too engrossing for all of them, except maybe Koizumi. Which reminds me…
Koizumi. Get your hand the hell off of my back.
He snickered and waited a moment before very kindly getting off of me. Thank you very much. I believe that we would both be mentally healthier if we pretended that that never happened.
"Uh, N-Nagato-san?" Asahina-san's face was still adorable when it was bright red. "T-Thank you for c-catching me… I-It would be nice if you p-put me down."
"…"
Nagato took one last (longing?) look at Asahina-san before placing her feet firmly on the ground.
"I-I should get to class!" Asahina-san dashed out of the room. Poor Asahina-san, always the victim of Haruhi's whims… Normal humans were never meant to deal with Haruhi. Wait a second…
Class! Lunch is nearly over! Crap! I have to get back to homeroom! See you guys later!