By Seabeast
WARNING: This is an extremely been-done-already songfic. You have been warned. o.O
DISCLAIMER: Don't own the song, or the games, or the anime, or the mangas, or the Dixie Chicks, or my stereo. But I DO own my cat! Take THAT, Mom and Dad! Tai is MINE! BWAHAHAHAHA!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, this was just something that popped into my head one day while I was thinking about my story "When Enough is Enough." I hate Rudi, and I'd seen too many of these done with Gary, so I stuck him in there. Anyway, it goes to the song "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks. Great song!
Ashy-Boy and Misty were the best of friends
All through their journey days
Neither ever got a long a lot
But they liked each other anyways
After winning Johto Ashy-Boy went out
Lookin' for a worthy Trainer
Misty looked all around those Islands
And all she found was Rudi
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married
That Misty started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover her bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Rudi walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away Ashy-Boy flew in from the Plateau
On a Pidgeot midnight flight
He held Misty's hand and they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Rudi had to die
Na na na na na na na
Goodbye-Rudi
That rice made by Brock
Na na na na na na na
It was as hard as a rock-Rudi
You're feelin' weak?
Na na na na na na na
Why don't you lay down and sleep-Rudi
Ain't it dark?
Na na na na na na na
Wrapped up in that tarp-Rudi
Some Jennies came by to bring Rudi in
They searched Trovita high and low
And they tipped their hats and said "Thank you Masters,
"If you hear from him let us know."
Well the weeks went by and Ash turned to Misty
And asked her, "Will you be my wife?"
And Misty said yes and everyone was happy
And they lived a very happy life
So the kids bought some land and lived near the ocean
Out next to Route 29
They stocked up on sun lotion and Max Revive Potion
And they don't lose any sleep at night
'Cause Rudi had to die
Na na na na na na na
Goodbye-Rudi
We took a break
Na na na na na na na
Brock taught us how to make cake-Rudi
We had a great lunch
Na na na na na na na
And stuffed you in our trunk-Rudi
Is that all right?
Na na na na na na na
Great! Let's go for a ride-Rudi, hey!
Na na na na na na na
Oh hey hey hey
Na na na na na na na
Oh hey hey hey
Na na na na na na na
Oh hey hey hey
Na na na na na na na
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: So, what'd you think? Review, people! You must review! If you don't I get all sad and withdrawn and I can't work on any of my stories...which reminds me. I AM working on OYL4 and AH and AL and 2GGP and EVERYTHING ELSE! Kinda. I'm trying as hard as I can to get those done, but they're just so...so...time-taking! My stepdad keeps threatening to take away my laptop (Of whom I have named Ash, for more reasons than one. Did you know you were supposed to name them? Hmm. Odd…) and I've got stupid school and stupid chores and stupid band and stupid yearbook and stupid scholarbowl and a bunch of other time-consuming activities that really aren't stupid at all. ^^ I think I'll go now. ^^!
-Seabeast