Hi there, I'm trying a little experiment that I thought would be quite the laugh for some of the bleach fans out there. I got this idea from a guy who did the exact same thing with Tales Of Symphonia, and I gotta say they we're hilarious. So here you go, hope you enjoy!
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Hitsuguya: i really dont like it when people give me candy
Matsumoto: Why? Cause people think you're a kid?
Hitsuguya: No, cause they never give me jolly rancher
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Gin: Aizen-sama, why exactly did you pin momo against Hitsuguya?
Aizen: I have my reasons
Gin: Was it because he was going to figure you out? and that momo was so loyal to you that she would fight anyone for you?
Aizen: No
Gin: Then what is it?
Aizen: He took the last klondike bar
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Ichigo: Urahara-san, why do you think the Arrancar removed thier masks in the first place?
Urahara: To be honest, I have one thought
Ichigo: Was it to gain a greater power to take over the world as they see fit?
Urahara: No, I don't think that's it Ichigo-san
Ichigo: Then why?
Urahara: You try getting a date looking like a hollow and come back to me and ask why
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Tousen: You know, I did freaking awesome being able to cut off Grim-jows arm
Aizen: Well Inoue helped heal his arm back
Tousen: She did what?!
Aizen: She has the ability to reverse time and put things to the way they once were
Tousen: Ah, i see
Aizen: Indeed... Hey wait I thought you told me you were blind!
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Kenpachi: I swear i'll kill that Ichigo Kurosaki
Renji: Whoa, Kenpachi calm down all he did was defeat you, at least your not dead
Kenpachi: That's not why I want to kill him
Renji: Oh? Then what is it?
Kenpachi: He Tivo'd over my favourite episode of seventh heaven
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Yourochi: One...Two...Step!
Urahara: Oh, are you practicing flash step?
Yourochi: Oh god no, I'm the master of flash remember, why would i e trainng on that?
Urahara: Well you were out of battle for so lon...
Yourochi: I'm auditioning for that new music video "!-2-Step!"
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So there you have it, just a little sneak peak as to what things are going to be. I'll probably focus more on each episode as it goes, so if you like it, review! And if I get enough I'll continue on to make more episodes, and more dialog in each episode.