Title: Eames Gets Knocked Up
Author: BipolarMolar
Disclaimer: I hold no claim over Inception. ;)
An mpreg Eames crackfic, written for the irrepressible, the incorrigible- Lord Darling.
Eames was pregnant. Arthur didn't know why, or more importantly how, all he knew was that what he had supposed was Eames "letting himself go", a slight curve to his belly and a new idleness that made Yusuf's cat look like a whirlwind of activity was actually a baby, happily growing inside the Englishman.
The team had crowded around Eames in a tutting and clucking cluster, Yusuf prescribing everything from pain relief pills to lavender oil, Ariadne letting out Eames's suits as the bump grew more pronounced. Cobb had questioned Eames constantly about his biology, but aside from telling the man that "All the men in my family are this way," Eames had remained tight-lipped, or as tight-lipped as his flowering pout of a mouth could manage, a meaty hand clamping protectively over his stomach.
It was only on the day of the birth, long legs spread and a scream dragged from his throat, that the other father of Eames's child was revealed.
As Yusuf delivered the baby, giving the wailing bundle a wipe and passing it to an exhausted Eames, Arthur caught sight of the dark crop of hair on its little shivering head, and its narrow, slanted eyes which were keen and intelligent.
A shadow feel over the party as Arthur looked up to see the slim figure of Mr Saito. Only one thought occurred to him.
"I presume I'll be Godfather?" Arthur quipped.