Stranded-In The Elevator!

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything from The Amanda Show, Napolean Dynamite, Harry Potter, or SpongeBob SquarePants. The only this I own in this story is myself (Susannah).

Narrator: This is the chance of a lifetime! 8 contestants, one elevator, and 1 million dollars! Each contestant will be out in the elevator and the last one that stays WINS THE MILLION DOLLARS! If you feel like leaving, then leave, gosh. Lets get started!

Table:

1. SpongeBob SquarePants

2. Shelia

3. Napolean Dynamite

4. Harry Potter

5. Kyle Rostenson

6. Summer Wheatly

7. Pedro Sanchez

8. Susannah(aka the Authoress)

Narrator: As the gaurds lead the contestants into the elevator, they all look nervous. There is no turning back now. scary music

Gaurd: I wish you all the best of luck! closes door

SpongeBob: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm ready Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm ready!

Shelia: snaps Shut up or I'll flush you head down the toilet!

Susannah: There are no toilets in this elevator Shelia.

Shelia: Well, you are writing this, so write one in! Or else I'll flush your head too!

Napolean: Gosh, you guys are such flippin haters!

Pedro: We need some holy santos, to gaurd the elevator in here...

Kyle: Heeeey! I brought my guitar! Wanna hear a song?

Summer: Like, whatever. I need to get my nails done!

SpongeBob: Hahahahahaha you have nails and I don't haaaaaaaaahahaha!

Harry: starts sweating Too. . .many. . .muggles . . .

Napolean: Hey Summer!

Summer: Like, ew! ignores Napolean

Napolean: That liger on your shirt is sweeeet!

Summer: Like, that's a moose. You know, for, like, Abercrombie! Duh!

Susannah: They are racist there, you know. They would only hire white blonde people for a while.

Summer: Like that is so not true! I worked there I should know.

Kyle: Abercrombie is racist, doo doo doo da doo, and Summer should know-oh, doo doo doo da doo, she worked there for a while, doo doo da doo, way down in the snow, doo doo doo da do.

Summer: EW, like I never have been to the snow! It ruins my tan.

Shelia: Shut UP KYLE! Don't make me rip the strings off your guitar!

Kyle: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not Guitarsie! steps out of the elevator

Kyle: looks down Uh oh. . .

gaurds carrry him away

Table:

1. SpondeBob SquarePants

2. Shelia

3. Napolean Dynamite

4. Harry Potter

5. Summer Wheatly

6. Pedro Sanchez

7. Susannah (the Authoress)

Narrator: 1 down, 7 to go, who will be next? Find out next week on Stranded-In The Elevator!