This is rated M because of penis.
Harry Potter drank tequila and smoked pot and crack and salvia and glue all night and then in the morning Harry Potter took a test in Potions class and GOT A ZERO!
"That Professor Snape boy howdy that guy is a penis" said Harry Potter. Then Harry Potter got a big idea.
After school Harry Potter went to Professor Dumbledore's bedroom and Professor Dumbledore said "Ho ho ho here's my main homeboy shiznit daddy-o Harry Potter." Then Harry Potter and Professor Dumbledore laughed and Harry Potter said "Professor Dumbledore I know an awesome prank we can play on Professor Snape." Then Professor Dumbledore said "Ho ho ho that's awesome dude I hate that fucker" Then Harry Potter and Professor Dumbledore laughed and Harry Potter told Professor Dumbledore the plan. Then Professor Dumbledore said "Ho ho ho that dumb bitch won't know what hit him" Then Harry Potter and Dumbledore laughed.