Disclaimer: No, I don't own Avatar SO STOP ASKING! Ehm, if I did own Avatar the new episodes would be out already. But sadly they're not.
A/N: We all know that Iroh's family needs therapy. Now they'll finally get it. And I'm sorry if the first chapter sucks. But it will get better I promise.
Planning
We start our story in a prison cell in the Palace of Ba Sing Se. Iroh is sitting next to his cellmate discussing his plans to start a chain of tea shops across the Earth Kingdom, once he gets out of the prison that is. The topic of his family somehow comes up and after a while of talking his cellmate gives him some advice…
"You're family needs psychotherapy. No offense."
"None taken." Iroh said, "Though I doubt I could find anyone who would be willing to be our therapist."
"You know I'm a therapist. I could do it."
"Really? Hm, this just might work out." He said with a grin.
"Yah, well I'm sure you're wondering if I can handle it. But don't worry, I can assure you that I am a professional. And I've helped quite a lot of my patients."
"Then why does your resumé say that you've put four people in the hospital, five in a mental institution, three of which had to be put on suicide watch, and ten people have gone missing after only the first week with you." Zuko said, who suddenly popped up out of nowhere.
"Where did you get that?" the therapist asked suspiciously.
"Now Zuko, you shouldn't judge her by her resumé." Iroh scolded.
Zuko gaped at his uncle, wondering if he had just lost his mind.
"What are you trying to catch flies or something?" the therapist asked sarcastically.
"Oh forget it, it's not like you would get Azula or Ozai to agree anyway." He grumbled as he walked off.
"You know he's right." Iroh commented.
"Don't worry, I've got a plan." she said with a grin.
"You're going to drive them all insane aren't you?"
"Definitely."
"Any way I can help?"
"Well, I may need your help to persuade a few people to help me."
"Such as?"
"Will discuss it later. First I need to have a little chat with Azula and Ozai." she said with an evil smile.
"And how do you plan on accomplishing that." Iroh asked skeptically
"Oh, you'll see. You'll see."
Author: Sorry it's so short, but most of the chapters will be pretty short.
Zuko: Thank Agni.
Author: Oh shutup.
A/N: I'll probably update sometime between tomorrow and this weekend. And this story will get better.
R&R