A/N: ( Read the authors note it sets the scene)
OK so I was talking to Hamie120(check out her stories) about the Twilight movie and how well lets just say some of us can be a bite over enthusiastic about Twilight at times. Do not get me wrong I love Twilight and whoa to the person who should try to beseech it with me around but well you know.
So lets set the scene, Twilight has just come out it is the primier showing on one side you have Team Edward (YAY!!) and on the other side you have Team Mongrel...Uh I mean Jacob and in the middle you have the people we all worry about the ones that just see the movie and are to well coughlazycough busy to read the book. So there you go enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the Movie IF I did the Cullens would be my family, I would be a Vampire and I would be rich which sadly I am not.
The non fans heard growls and snarls on, either side of them and they look at who ever they were with like ok let's back out of the theater slowly and make no sudden moves.
They all go up to the ticket counter and the manager comes up to all of them and say's what seems to be the problem here folks? We want our money back the people in there are crazy there growling and snarling at each other.
Ok folks we will fix the problem and you all can go back in and enjoy the movie so he sends the ushers Ryan, Alex, Mike and Jacob to talk to the audience. There outside the doors to the theater, Ryan say's I'm not going in there you go in there, Alex say's no way you go, then Mike says you can fire me if you want but I have seen what they do to the guy with my name on that fanfic site of there's all of them hate me it would be suicide to go in there.
Jacob you go at least only half of them hate that guy with your name your odds are better at making it out of there alive. But I don't want to go those Team Edward fans are just as bad if not worse, yeah but the Team Jacob fans will protect you what chance do I have going in there huh?
Ryan huffs oh for the love of Carlisle!! I have the most seniority and I say Jacob goes in now! Jacob gulps and open the door just as the movie pausing and everyone growls even louder, as the one who got forced to go in there slowly makes his way down to the front of the theater with every eye watching his every move and glaring at him. He gulps again as he stands at the front of the now lit theater and says hello my name is Jacob (LOL I couldn't help myself).
Now half the audience is growling at him well half the
audience sort of swoons cause her looks sort of like Jacob and he says I under stand that well for the safety of all here we divided you all by your affiliations. We are circulating the air as much as possible and that the smell of your opposite affiliations may still be getting to you.
But please refrain from growling and snarling at one another as you are scaring the humans. Everyone grumbles but agrees then the humans come back in slowly and cautiously not making any sudden moves as they are glared at and take there seats then.
Jacob clears his throat and says now the movie will resume shortly as he makes his way quickly up the mutt side of the theater with the Vampire side still glaring at him.
He gets out of the theater just as the movie restarts and takes a big breath and says to the others I knew we should have had separate showings. They all look at his now pale face and nod there heads slowly wonder just how long Twilight will be in the theater and if they will survive it.
A/N : OK so how did you like my first little attempt at humor was it good? was it bad? feel free to review.
Bite ya late
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