Well here's a cute(?) little DxP fic I just thought of. It's a one-shot drabble, but it's just so cute/funny I had to put it down on paper. XD I hope you enjoy!
Legal Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom!

Daniel Phantom failed to see some of the most obvious points of life. He failed to see why ghosts scared people, he failed to see why every single ghost in the Ghost Zone felt the need to go after him, but, to top it all off, much to Danny Fenton's dismay, he failed to see just exactly why clothes had to be off during sex.

"Come on, just take it off, Phantom."

"..."

"I know you take it off sometimes, you have to wash it!"

"Yeah, but then I put a new one right on..."

Danny and Phantom were locked in a heated debate in bed. Danny's hormones were acting up again, and Phantom was, once again, refusing to take off his form-fitting body suit so the two could elope.

"...Can't we just do it with it on?"

"You can't have sex with clothes on, Phantom."

"Yes you can!"

"...Ok, you can, but your clothes have to be at least PARTIALLY off!"

"But...I always have my suit on..."

"Come on, Phantom! Just one night? For me?"

Phantom laid down in the bed, "Just...I feel so...naked without it."

"That's the point, Phantom," Danny said in an annoyed sing-song voice.

"But..."

The tension continued rising between the two.

"Just tonight?"

"Just tonight. I promise," Danny was slowly getting more and more excited: This was the closest he'd gotten Phantom to getting naked in at least 2 months.

"Okay..."

Phantom stood up and began to take deep breaths.

'Ok, a band-aid. You just take it off, no thinking about it. Right?'

His breathing slowed down and he reached for the zipper at the back of his suit, pulling it down.

"Zrrcht."

He pulled the zipper up, and then down again.

"Zrrktch."

His eyes bulged, a look that made Danny immediately frown.

"What is it?"

"No, it's nothing," He said, waving it off.

He reached for the zipper again.

"Zrzzzcht!"

The little zipper got lodged in place.

"Uhm.."

"Oh no."

"..."

"What is it, Phantom?"

"...Nothing."

"What do you mean, 'nothing'? What does 'nothing' entail?"

"The...uh...zipper..."

"What about it?"

"It's uhm...stuck."

"...Tell me you're joking."

"..."

"Come here."

"Okay."

Phantom sat down on the side of the bed, his back facing Danny.

"How did you get it so stuck, Phantom?!"

"I...I don't know!"

Danny was attempting to pull the zipper up and down, hoping to break it free from the place it was stuck at.

"Agh!" he grunted, pulling the zipper back up.

"You got it?"

"Well, up..now to pull it back down."

He attempted to slide the zipper down, despite it being even more stuck than it had just been. He tugged on the zipper for a good five minutes, nearly ripping it off the suit a few times. He sighed, letting go.

"...I don't think it's happening tonight, Danny."

"..."

"...I'll go sleep on the couch."

XD So what'd you think? It was just funny and cute. Maybe a little...eh...adult content-ish, but I thought it was pretty funny. XD Please rate and review and tell me what you think!