How SSBM started.
Link – haaaa, FINALLY. I've done all my work in hyrule. And basically, I'm going too spend the rest of my life... WITH YOU. turns on Gamecube
Zelda – UHM EXCUSE ME. I think you should spend the rest of your life.. with me? Your beautiful princess.
Link – no talky, playing game!
Zelda – TT.. : WHAT! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Link – my dear priness, pauses game, turns too Zelda there is more things too love in this world then women.. and right now.. I love my GCB
Zelda - ... SMACK
Link – OWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Zelda- and this is what I love more then men :) hits link again
Link – haha, OHH YEHH? punches Zelda
Zelda - :O YOU CANT HIT A GIRL.
Link – who says I am? OH BURN!
MEANWHILE, A MILLION MILES AWAY..
Mario – haha hehe hoho yahoo! plays Mario theme
Peach – uhm, aren't you done saving me?
Mario – YAYA AND YOUR POINT! HAHHAHAH
Peach – then.. why are you jumping around and saying foolish things?
Mario – BECAUSE I CAN!
Peach – well.. aren't we susposed too get married now? Because well.. they never really "ended" Super Mario or anything.. lets make are own game by getting married
Mario - jumps on peaches head , grabs mushroom, grows bigger I swear too god if you get anymore annoying, I will basically, SMASH YOU.
Peach – uhm.. OH NO YOU DON'T! smashes Mario with a frying pan, golf club, tennis racket
Mario – oh, you've got your self a BRAHAHAWWLL! jumps really high
MEANWHILE AGAIN A MILLION MILES AWAY
Pikachu – piiiikkaaaachuuu! zaps ash
Ash – owww! PIKACHU!
Pikachu - sorry ash.. but I wanna FIGHT!
Ash – WELL DON'T HURT ME YOU LITTLE..
Pikachu- runs away, runs into something large
Jigglypuff - . what you trying too do.. kill me!?
Pikachu – uhm.. actually now that you mention it.. YAH
Jigglypuff - puffs up then don't YOU got yourself a fight..
MEANWHILE AGAIN AGAIN A MILLION MILES AWAY..
Fox – hay-yahh! Uhm.. wait.. thers no one too fight here.. awh.. but wait.. isn't there.. uhm.. oh yah, I cant tell you guys, cuz the guy that I gets smashed by falco
Then, Zelda , link , Mario, peach, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Fox and the other guy, all got transported inside a little disk.. and then.. they suddenly saw a little red light and CAHPOOF! They were stuck in little boxes, and heard a loud voice saying.. CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER, Then link saw a hand and it pinched him.
Link – OWW! WHAT THE FU-
Mario – HEY YOU CANT SWEAR THIS IS NINTEN- OHMYGOD! gets pinched by the hand
Big Loud Voice – MELEE!
Mario – melee?
Link – uhm.. OMFG WERE GOING TOO LAND! Mario and link hits Great Bay
Mario – hey.. your house! wacks link omg.. uhm.. I didn't do that?
Link - uncontrollably attacks Mario.. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Then they fought to the death until the big loud voice said TIME!
Big loud voice – This games winner is.. LINK!
And link did a weird victorious dance thingy and they went back too the boxes.
Fox – hey guys, were did you go?
Link – I have no clue.. but I won :P
Mario – yah I think this is weird.. and i would have won.. but i slid off the stage a couple times..
Link- says in quite voice or maybe you just suck..?
Zelda – hey I know what there doing, there choosing us and making us fight with those little purple thingy's.. guys.. I think were in a game.
Mario –I GETY TO NAME IT! thinks for 50 minutes
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS.. MELEE!
The..
End?