A/N: I heard somewhere that their doing a Harry Potter musical, so I thought that it might be a good idea to do a series of s

A/N: I heard somewhere that their doing a Harry Potter musical, so I thought that it might be a good idea to do a series of song parodies revolving around the Harry Potter universe, it's characters and the fandom. R and R:

(To the tune of "Phantom of the Opera")

Hermione:

The fics that the fans write

Have taken their toll

While it was fun at first

The joke has gotten old

They must be writing Lemons again

For now I find Harry b***ing Draco

The Fandom of this book series is here

Messing with our minds

Geeky SueAuthour:

I'll write a fic involving my character

And Harry in a duet

My powers to destroy canon

Grow stronger yet

And though you all can try to run

And leave us behind

The Fandom of this book series is there

Messing with your minds

Ginny:

Those who read your Mpregs

Vomit in fear

Harry:

Though we all try to bear the horror

Perverted Fan girl:

I like your rear

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny and the Fan girls:

All of the characters

But without the plot

The Fandom of this book series is here

Messing with our/your minds

Everyone else:

They're here, the Fandom of this book series

They're here, the Fandom of this book series

(INTERMISSION)

Geeky SueAuthour:

Come on you thick nutters

You always knew

Perverted Fan girl:

That obsession and stupidity

Ron:

Were both in you?!

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny and the Fan girls:

And in this crap songfic

Where plot is blind

The Fandom of this book series is here

Messing with our/your minds

Everyone else:

They're here, the Fandom of this book series!

Ron:

They're here, the Fandom of this book series!

(He starts wailing like a banshee)

A/N: So, how was it? If anyone out there liked this one, I've got loads more coming soon.