Hi, I'm back! This time with a... um... I don't know if you can really call this a crackfic or what.
My friends and I started it after consuming large amounts of sugary food, and having a severe lack of sleep... so the first chapter probably won't be that funny. In fact its probably just weird. but i hope you enjoy it anyways!
P.S.: This takes place two years after chapter 46 , and has absolutely nothing to do with my other story Vampire Princess. Iri isn't in this at all (so she is very lucky). And as I said before, this takes place two years after chapter 46 and it is absolutely full of MAJOR SPOILERS!!! So stop right now if you don't want the whole thing to be spoiled!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight, and I bet Kaien Cross is pretty darn happy that I don't.
Not-so-Silent Night: A Vampire Knight Crackfic-
Chapter 1- Family Gathering:
Yuuki Kuran walked up to her fiancee Zero Kiryu with a wide smile on her face, holding a letter in her hand.
"Guess what!?"
"What?" asked Zero, who still seemed to be getting used to the fact that Yuuki was a vampire.
"The Headmaster and Kaname have invited us to the academy for the Christmas holidays!!!" She said.
"That's... great." he tried to sound enthusiastic. Even though he couldn't stand Kaname. And sometimes he couldn't stand the Headmaster.
"Good, because if we want to get there on time, we have to leave tomorrow!"
Honestly, Zero was sure that they didn't live that far away. Just far enough away that they didn't see each other too often.
"Hey, why do you look so upset?" Yuuki asked.
"Wait..." she said, "you don't want to go, do you?"
Tears welled up in her eyes.
"No its not that, I just--"
But it was too late, Yuuki had run out of the room crying.
* * *
Yuuki and Zero walked up the snowy pathway to the academy. Being vampires, they were fast enough that they had ran most of the way, but couldn't use their vampiric speed near the school incase the Day Class saw them.
They walked towards the Headmasters living area, and as soon as they approached the door, the first thing they heard was... someone singing a loud off-key version of
"Silent Night".
They both recognized that voice. Zero's eye started twitching. Why did the Headmaster always have to sing?
After all, he sounded like a monkey being strangled. A very feminine monkey...
In fact Zero considered running away right then. But Yuuki had a death-grip on his arm.
She knocked on the door, and it was opened by... Kaname.
"Yuuki!" Kaname exclaimed, hugging her... and completely ignoring Zero.
"Oh, and just so you know, Yuuki, I'm refusing to speak to Kiryu after he threatened you and cut off my hand."
She looked skeptical.
"But you won't try to kill him... right...?"
Kaname smiled at her.
"Not this time, but i still can't believe that you forgive that half-breeded little bas-"
"Nii-sama, stop it!" Yuuki interrupted him.
He didn't want to talk? Fine, Zero could play at that game too.
"Zero glared at Kaname, and without even thinking about what he was saying, said to Yuuki,
"Well why don't you tell your 'Nii-sama' that even if I'm a half-breed, at least I'm not inbred!"
Yuuki's face paled, then she randomly screamed, started crying, and ran from the room.
"I'll kill him!" Kaname yelled, lunging for Zero's throat.
"Stop! I know what's wrong with her!!!" said the Headmaster
*Long silence, crickets chirping*
"Well, what is it!?" Zero and Kaname asked in unison.
But the Headmaster just pulled off his clothes to reveal a Mary Poppins costume, and jumped out the window into a snowbank.
And they could faintly hear him singing as he walked away,
"Siiillleennntttt niiigghtttt, hooollllyyyyy niiigghhtttt..."
END/CH.1
A/N: Sorry for the super short chapter, and really sorry if it sucks.
Also, the opinions of characters expressed in this fic aren't always my real opinions of the characters!!!
So don't kill me if I pick on someone you like!!!
So, if you love Kaname, or the Headmaster, please don't hit me!!!
Preview of the next chapter:
"So is he done making out with himself in the mirror...?"
"Don't be so silly! He was just making sure the mirror still works!"