"Galactic Star Ship Enter Prize. Need Power Nova today?" A girl asked the receiver device.
"Actually, yes, I do."
"We have just the right thing. I'll put your name as Luke Skywalker,"
"Hey! How'd you know me name?"
"I dunno. What time?
"I'll be there at-"
"ten o'clock. Ok, address?"
"I'm-"
"at Tataloone? Um…Ok. I'll need some sort of name or address. Millennium Falcon…nice name for a ship. Was I not suppose to know that?"
"Do I know you?"
"I don't think so. So, Luke, what name do you want on your new ship?"
"Wait, how do you know all this!?"
"I dunno. And now your wondering if I work for the empire."
There was a gasp at the other line. "No I'm not!"
"Don't deny it, Skywalker." I checked the pad of paper before me. "Don't worry. I'm a rebel- and that will be 2573223 galactic coins. Do you want it wrapped?"
"How can you wrap a Star Ship?"
"Opps, sorry. I use to work at the Darth Mall. I meant, what color should the name be in? No, I cant paint it silver. You want either green or blue, to match your light saber. Ha-Ha! Your still a padawon!"
"Hey! Howd you know I'm a Jedi?"
"Duh, cause I'm a Jedi."
"Well, what do you do when renting out Star Ships to other people if you're a Jedi?"
"Well, people call. Then I answered the phone. After that-"
"No, I mean you're a Jedi, why are you doing this?"
"Oh, I needed extra cash to afford a new light saber. This time I'm getting it in red!"
There was a gasp. "Sith!"
She laughed. "Kidding. It's purple."
"Purple?"
"Yeah, look under the handle of the lightsaber and flip open the panel. Then switch settings to any color you want."
"Oh cool! Oh-no…mines stuck on red now…" There was a gasp in the distance on the other line.
"No, Ben, it's not what it looks like!" Luke's voice warned.
"You're a sith!" A mans voice exclaimed.
"No I'm not! It's just-" there was a blaster sound, a scream, and a thump. The dial tone followed.