It was the first day of school at the high school for Ron Stoppable. He straightened his bedazzled sports coat and super slick jeans, waiting by the locker of his bitch friend Kim Possible. It was a long wait since she was busy screwing all the football players.
Then all of a sudden Bonnie came up to Ron. "Hey," the beautiful cheerleader said, "you should totally be with me because I think Kim is a slut."
"Kim is no slut!" Ron screamed. "Shes just on her period."
"Oh really?" Bonnie said. "Then why is she doing Josh in the showers?"
"What!" Ron cried before he went to the showers.
He got there and Kim was naked and having sex with Josh and Barkin!
"Monkey! Barkin!" Ron yelled. "Get off Kim!"
"Were busy," Josh said.
"You have detention!" Barkin growled.
Kim looked at Ron. "Ron their satisfying me in a way that you cant."
"Im satisfying!" Ron pulled his pants down. His manhood caused Josh and Barkin to run away naked in shame.
"You cant use it right," the bich complained.
"Your a terrible person," Ron realized.
"Your stupid," the whore shouted.
Ron ran away to Yamanouchi. Bonnie realized and followed. There Ron and Yori and Bonnie fell in love and were the Lotus Petals.
Kim screwed around and was unhappy. Then she was reiped by Shego and found her true love.