A/N Because I'm bored, have nothing better to do, and am just plain mad, I've wrote a sequel to Fang, can you die of sugar? Or whatever it's called. Enjoy!!
Well, Now That's Over, What Are We Going To Do Now?
Nudge: Oh yeah! All the boys are dead! Oh yeah! It's a good thing!
Max: Well, what are we going to do now?
Angel: Uh, Max?
Max: Yes?
Angel: The authoress is thinking ominous things…
Me: No, I'm not!! (Quickly thinks of random test results)
Angel: She was thinking that now all the boys are gone, all the girls will die out.
Max: Oh.
Nudge: Oh.
All Girls: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Me: Haha!!
Max: You're going to die too, though.
Me: No, I'm not. I live in alternate universe. I'm just visiting.
Max: PLEASE!! Please bring the boys back!
Me: Why?
Max: What?!
Me: I mean, what's in it for me?
Nudge: You're so mean! (Does Bambi eyes)
Me: Nudge, Bambi eyes don't work on me.
Nudge: (Bursts into tears. Her secret weapon has been foiled.)
Me: IF… and only if…you gave me an incentive, I might think about it.
Max: What kind of incentive?
Me: Ten thousand years worth of chocolate?
Max: No chance. We're on a floating lump of rock here. Where do you expect me to find chocolate?
Me: I dunno.
Max: That was a rhetorical question.
Angel: She's thinking about… ugh, you don't want to know.
Max: what is she thinking about?
Angel: AMERICAN CHESHIRE CATS WITH PERMS!! ARGH!!
Me: Hehe. Me mentalz.
Nudge: Mentalz is not even a word.
Me: It is now.
Max: What do you want me to do for you if you bring the boys back?
Me: I want you to… no, I've got a better idea. I'll bring them back for nothing. And Angel, if you even think about saying something, I will make you speak nettles.
Nudge: What's that?
Me: It's where every word you say comes out as nettles.
Max: OWWWW!! Painful. Don't talk, Angel.
Me: boys are back.
(Everyone is back on Earth, all the boys are back. Everything is back to normal.)
Max: SPARXFLAME!!
FANG: SPARXFLAME!!
Me: Hehe.
(Well, almost back to normal. Max and Fang are trapped in a glass box, together, in the middle of London, with a sign that reads: Please do not feed the mutants.)
Rest of Flock: SPARXFLAME!!
Me: &£!! I forgot about them!
Rest of Flack: ARGH!!
(SparxFlame disappears into a time/space continuum warp, and never, ever comes back. This time I mean it. I'm going for good. And never going anywhere near angry mutant bird kids ever again. Ever.)
A/N 'Tis DOOOONEEEEE!! Now review! Or else. Or else the curse of the mutant-bird-kids-in-a-box-who-eat-radioactive-potatoes shall come upon you! Mwa ha ha!
(Writer decides to randomly go kidnap Edward Cullen, and gets her head bitten off)
