A/N: haha, Exactly why you don't leave me and Angel with paper and our random twi-hard ness while the rest of the class is watching Mr Bean :P
Me normal letters
Angel bold letters
Random Twilight Story
Written by Melody and Angel
Yay! Paper! Let's play a game, mmk?
OOOK!
I call it story builder. I write something, you add something.
OOK! Once upon a time, there was a monkey named Bob.
Bob ate Edward.
Then Bella turned emo and ran away to try to find Jacob, who had just imprinted on Mike!
Bella turned more emo and almost killed the monkey, but the monkey was Jacob's Monkey!
But THEEEEEEEEEN… Leah was like "RAWR! MY JAKEY!" and phased into a banana. Said monkey ate banana Leah!
The Monkey then ate Mike and Jacob turned emo!
BUT….When Jacob tried to cut himself in his little emo corner, EDWARD CAME OUT OF HIS ARM! (ZOMG!) It turns out, Jacob had eaten Bob, and got an IMPOSTOR MONKEY!
Then the IMPOSTER MONKEY tried to kill Jacob, but Edward killed Jacob first!
AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEN… Edward choked the IMPOSTER MONKEY and Leah came out all chewed up and crap. (YUCKY!)
Leah died when she looked at herself in the mirror (It appeared out of nowhere, just go with it…mmk?)
Bella was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and stabbed the mirror with a grape! The mirror went BOOM and a sharp pointy piece stabbed Bella's eye.
Bella died of spontaneous bleeding…
Then Edward was like "Oh, screw this crap!" and ran off into the twilight with Emmett!
And they all lived happily ever after!!