Girls talk (and the boys listen)

by LuckyDetective

Disclaimer: Owned by Marvel and currently editing and re-writing part 3 of Stay Bruce story

(and I'm sorry this isn't beta)

The ladies of the Avengers decided to take some time for themselves on nice lunch together at a nearby cafe.

"You can see Stark towers from here" Pepper smiled as they all sat down. A pretty waitress came to take their orders and told them that this table was a customer favorite because sometimes you can catch a glimpse of Iron Man flying out from the tower. After the waitress left, all of them looked at the tower.

"As if Tony's ego wasn't big enough as it is" Pepper said. "It'll enlarge if he knew people would sit here just to see him"

"Speaking of big..." Jane Foster smiled. "Is Tony..." Pepper laughed.

"To be honest is not the size, but how he...thrust" Pepper grinned and women looked at her in shock.

"You mean Tony is...small?" Betty Ross asked innocently. Pepper gave her a smirk.

"Again is not about size here. I mean I have dated men who were...larger in that department but Tony certainly knows how to...use it. And he uses it well" Pepper looked at Jane and asked "What about Thor?"

"Thor I can honestly say is definitely a god" Jane said. "Not only does he have the thrust, but well he got the whole package. Just he seems a bit inexperience"

"Really?" Betty asked. "For a demi-god?"

"I had to guide him" Jane sighed. "Not to quick but certainly worth it. Really worth it" Jane grinned.

And what about Dr. Banner? From what I hear about him, he seems so quiet. Is more of a wild man in bed?" Betty laughed and remember when they first did it, Bruce was so tender.

"Bruce...when we were able to do it, he was so gentle and attentive" Betty sighed. "Once when we woke up together, we were facing each other. He took my hand, kiss it to say good morning."

"So what do you guys do now?" Jane asked.

"We just cuddle" Betty sighed again. "Though I wouldn't mind if he did turn into the "other guy". Even when he is the Hulk, he still so gentle."

"Doesn't it seem odd that everything else gets destroy but not his pants" Jane said thoughtfully. "I mean what kind of pants does he wear?" The women nodded, it seems while the rest of Bruce's clothes are torn off, his pants not only stay on but seem to form with his new large form. And he usually doesn't wear sketchy pants.

"I don't mind seeing him without pants" Betty said dreamily. "I bet that also gets big"

"As Bruce he has a cute butt" Natasha said and everyone looked at her.

"Is just something I observed. They all have cute butts, especially Rogers." All the ladies nodded in agreement.

"Is so round" Jane giggled. "Don't you want to slap it?"

"You have no idea how many times I had to restrain myself" Pepper grinned. "Tony has a nice butt too, but it doesn't look anything like Steve's"

"Is been awhile since I touched Bruce's butt" Betty said. "I would love to slap the Hulk's butt"

"What about Clint?" Pepper asked.

"Firm" Natasha smiled. "Very firm"

Meanwhile, unknown to the ladies, Tony Stark planted a bug in Pepper's purse. Just as Pepper and the ladies were on their way out, Tony ordered Dummy to plant a bug in Pepper's purse while he would distract her by pull off his shirt in front of her. It worked as Pepper was too busy telling Tony to stop showing off his ability to move his nipples to notice what Dummy was doing. Once the women were gone, the men all gather together in one room. Tony filled them in what he did.

"I can't believe we're doing this!" Bruce said but remained in the same room as the rest of the guys.

"Whine later about it, I want to hear this" Tony hushed Bruce. Steve rolled his eyes. They listened as the ladies talked.

"Don't tell me Pepper been with someone that's...bigger?" Tony said in horror and the guys snickered quietly. But Rogers just looked confused.

"Bigger?" Roger didn't get that reference.

"Um what that what means is that -"

"Tony's pee wee is a weenie compare to the other guys Pepper dated" Clint said, cutting off Bruce in the process. Bruce sighed as Steve finally understood the reference with the look of horror on his face.

Tony glared at Clint.

"I bet my weenie is bigger then your tiny sausage" Tony said to Clint who just shushed him in return.

"Jane...why must you speak of this matter with others?" Thor said sadly as he recalled his embarrassment in the midst of passion.

"Oh my god Betty" Bruce said as he couldn't believe she wants to see the Hulk pant-less. "And the pants doesn't always stay on..." That earned him stares from the guys and then all the guys glared at Steve as they heard what the ladies thought about their butts.

"How could Pepper like Steve's butt the best?" Tony was flabbergasted

"Oh Betty, no. No you don't want to slap the other guy's butt!" Bruce said in shocked and he can feel in his mind the Hulk wanting to be slap by Betty. Bruce sighed.

"My...butt?" Steve blushed but was secretly happy.

"Cool, I got a firm butt" Clint grinned.

The end?