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" Deidara," said Sasori," what are you doing?" seeing the blonde male using cleaning products.

" My sister is coming un. I want the place spotless."

The redhead blinked," Wait...you have a sister?"

" She's coming today and her name is Winry." Deidara replied," will you get me the vacuum?"

" Fine, so why haven't you told us about her?"

Before a word was said, Hidan interjected." Why in the name of Jashin haven't you told us about her blondie?"

" Deidara sempai! " called the raven haired male, making him cringe." Tobi, what is it now?"

" Tobi overheard you telling Sasori and Hidan about your sister."

Deidara deadpanned," And you will - entertain her when she gets here." suddenly coming up with a perfect solution.

Keeping Tobi busy.

" Really sempai? I can?"

Deidara nodded," She will be at the airport within a hour. Go make a sign that reads Winry Rockbell."

" Okay sempai. Tobi will not fail you."

Deidara sighed, seeing the older Uchiha run off, only to be stared at by his friends.

" Your last name is Rockbell?"

" Yeah, why?" Deidara asked curious.

" Sempai! Tobi's leaving now!" interjecting the conversation.

" Alright Tobi un."

The car outside roared to life as Tobi drove off.

" Now, I got to clean the guest room for her." Deidara said.

" So Pain knows she's coming?" Hidan asked.

" Yeah un and Konan is thrilled to have a second female here to talk to un."