Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, The Tourette's guy, Mario and Luigi, Mr. Mackey, Hank Hill, Usher, Ronald McDonald, Sasuke, and SpongeBob SquarePants, and other characters that I probably forgot to add.
Hi, everyone! I've decided to change the title and some parts of the story because well….I didn't like where it was going.
P.S. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are not brothers in this story. They are best friends and Inutashio is not their father. He's their boss. Koga and Kagome are also best friends, but Koga likes her more than a friend and Kagome is a mean, jealous 21-year-old woman who treats Koga wrong and cusses him out. I just wanted to make that clear.
Oh yeah, one more little piece of information: Everyone was transported out of the feudal era and into the modern world.
Anyways, Enjoy!
"What's wrong, Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru asked with concern.
"Oh Sesshomaru, I can't wash my mug." Inuyasha replied.
"Oh Inuyasha, everybody knows how to wash a mug." his best friend stated.
"Well, I don't! So could you show me how to do it?" the hanyou asked.
"You can't be seriously, right?" the youkai asked with a 'you-gotta-be-fucking-with-me look'.
"YES I'M SERIOUSLY, DAMN IT! SO SHOW ME HOW TO WASH IT." he yelled with annoyance.
"Ok, ok Inuyasha. I'll show you. Just meet me in the coffee room in five minutes." Sesshomaru stated, finally giving in.
"Alright, but in the meantime, let's watch some awesome, kickass videos." Inuyasha said as he got on his computer and logged on to YouTube.
"Sounds good to me, Inuyasha." he agreed as he also got on his computer and logged on to YouTube.
*Five minutes later*
"Ok, Inuyasha. You got your coffee mug." Sesshomaru asked.
"Yep, I got it right here." he answered, showing his friend the mug.
"Uh, Inuyasha."
"Yeah, Sesshomaru."
"That's actually my coffee mug you're using." he pointed out, the black 'Sesshomaru' signature clearly printed on it.
"Oh. Well, I broke mine." the hanyou said with a shrug.
"How the hell you broke your own mug?" the youkai asked in bewilderment.
"Well, Sesshomaru. If you must know, I threw it outside the window." he answered nonchalantly, pointing towards the open window.
"YOU WHAT!"
"Yeah…ha ha…I threw it out the window because some stupid birds were chirping too loud and I couldn't concentrate on my work." Inuyasha explained.
"Wow! You were doing paperwork?" Sesshomaru asked in shocked, surprised that his lazy-ass co-worker actually did some paperwork around here.
"What! Hell no, I was watching more clips. That's my real work." he replied with big, goofy grin.
"Dumbass." the dog youkai mumbled under his breath.
"Huh? What did you said, Sesshomaru?" he asked, unable to hear his insult.
"Oh nothing, Inuyasha. But anyway, let's get started on washing that mug out." The inu youkai said, obviously changing the subject.
"Heh, alright. You go first." he offered.
"Alright Inuyasha, it's real easy. All you have to do is make the water, put the mug in, wash it with a rag, rinse it, and dry it off with a towel." Sesshomaru instructed.
"Uhh, I don't know, Sesshomaru. That's a lot of work just to wash a single mug." he said with uncertainly.
"Noooo. The problem is that you're just too damn lazy to do anything except watching video clips, like always, and masturbating to sexy women in the bathroom." the dog youkai stated truthfully.
"Hey! First of all Sesshomaru, I watch video clips because you know damn well that working in an office is boring as hell and second, what I do in the bathroom is none of your fucking business." he exclaimed in anger.
"You're right, Inuyasha. It isn't my business, but you are horny as hell." the dog demon said.
"What the hell that supposed to mean?" he asked, getting furious with his bastard friend.
"It means that you jerk off to about anything you see." the youkai responded.
"Whoa, wait a minute Sesshomaru. I only jerk off to women." Inuyasha said, defending himself.
"Yeah. And you also jerk off to old ladies and transvestites." he said, laughing his pale ass off.
"Shut up, Sesshomaru! Just shut the fuck up!" the pissed-off hanyou sneered.
"Hahaha. Oh, ok, I'll stop messing with you." he said as he ceased his laughter. "Now it's your turn to wash the mug."
"Uhh Sesshomaru, it's already washed." the hanyou pointed out, showing the sparkly clean white mug to him.
"Oh! You're right, Inuyasha. I guess I just have to 'dirty it up' again." he said, making his friend confused as hell.
"What the hell do you mean by…oooooh, now I know what you mean, you dirty bastard." the half-breed creepy chuckled like a pervert.
"No, ya idiot! I'm talking about making it dirty so you can clean it." Sesshomaru clearly stated to his shit-for-brains worker.
"Oooooh. I thought it was the other way around." Inuyasha said, his right doggy ear twitching in realization.
"*sigh* Let's just get started, alright?" he said, annoyed.
"Yeah, we could do that or we can just watch a new clip that 49Testicles just sent." the hanyou stated as he got on his computer and logged on to YouTube.
"*sigh* Fine, Inuyasha. Let's watch it." Sesshomaru finally gave in as he also got on his computer and logged on to YouTube.
*Ten minutes later*
After Inuyasha and Sesshomaru got finished watching their video, they went to the coffee room, so Sesshomaru could finally teach his moronic friend how to wash a mug. Which in Sesshomaru's opinion, is embarrassing as hell, knowing that his best friend has the I.Q of a rock.
"Ok, Inuyasha. Are you ready to wash that mug out?" Sesshomaru asked, leaning against the sink.
"Hell, yeah! But first, I gotta put my blue gloves on." he said, going to the drawer to find his gloves.
"Dude, you don't need gloves to wash a mug out." Sesshomaru said.
"Uhh…yeah, I really do. I'm not gonna get mud and dirt on my hands. I need them, man." Inuyasha whined while taking the gloves out the drawer and putting them on.
"For what, to masturbate." he said as he began to laugh.
"DAMN IT, SESSHOMARU! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT!" the hanyou yelled.
"Alright, alright, Inuyasha. Just chill out! I was only messing with you, geez." the dog youkai reassured his buddy.
"Uhh, can we get started already?" he asked, quickly calming down.
"Uh, yeah. Let me just start the water up for ya." He turned on the faucet, poured liquid soap inside the water, and turned off the facet once the sink was full. "Ok, Inuyasha. You can put the mug in the water now.
He puts the mug in the soapy water. "Now what?"
"Get a rag, soak it in the water, and wash it." Sesshomaru instructed.
"Ok." He got a rag and started washing the mug. "Ya know, Sesshomaru. This is pretty easy."
"Ya see, Inuyasha. I told you that washing a mug is easy. Hell even a caveman can do it." he teased.
"Shut the fuck up, Sesshomaru! You're ruining the moment!" the hanyou snapped at his friend.
"Oh, my bad, Inuyasha. If you want me, I'll be in the cafeteria getting me something to drink." Sesshomaru stated, his mouth starting to get dry from dehydration.
"Get me something to drink too, will ya." the half-breed ordered as he continued washing the mug.
"Sure, Inuyasha." the dog demon said as he walked to the location of the cafeteria.
"I hope he gives me a Red Bull or I'm gonna kick his ass so hard, his butt-ugly mama will feel it." the dog hanyou thought as he chuckled to himself.
*Meanwhile in the cafeteria*
"Damn that Sesshomaru and Inuyasha! They always think they're better than us." Kagome huffed in pure jealously.
"Yeah, I agree! It's like they own the damn place!" Koga said, also jealous of the two dog demons.
"You know, Koga. All we need to do is come up with a plan to get them fired." she said with a devilish grin.
"No. Better yet, we need to come up with a plan to, how you say, ruin their reputations." he said with light chuckle.
"OOOO, that's a good idea. A good idea, indeed. But there is only one problem?" the miko said.
"Yeah, what's that?" the wolf demon asked.
"How the hell are we gonna pull this off?" she shouted, making Koga cover his sensitive pointed ears.
"Beats me, how the fuck should I know. I thought you had a plan, Miss Bossy." he snapped.
"*sigh* What an idoit!" the young woman mumbled under her breath.
"Wait, I got it! We'll pour this into Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's Red Bulls." Koga said, pulling out a clear bottle with the word 'water' on it.
"*sigh* You stupid son of a bitch! How the hell water is going to help ruin Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's reputation?" Kagome asked, getting frustrated with her co-worker.
"Simple, my dear. First of all, this isn't just water; it is liquefied ecstasy flavor water. Right now, it's about that time where Sesshomaru gets his and Inuyasha's Red Bulls from the refrigerator. What I'll do is pour this 'water' into their drinks while you distract Sesshomaru from going into the refrigerator." Koga explained his thought-out plan.
"How I'm supposed to distract Sesshomaru, Mr. Know-it-all?" the priestess asked with her arms folded across her chest.
"Easy, just have a conversation with him." he simply answered, making Kagome angry.
"About what!" she said with irritation.
"About anything. Just talk to him." he said, trying to get her to understand his plan.
"Ok, fine. I'll do it, but I won't like it." Kagome said, finally reasoning with the wolf.
"Don't worry Kagome, my dear. It will all be worth it once Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's reputations will be ruin. Once that happens, then they'll have no choice but to quit and we won't be bothered by them ever again." Koga stated as both he and his co-worker silently laughed evilly together.
While the two were busy laughing like cartoon villains, Kagome saw Sesshomaru coming towards the entrance of the cafeteria.
The miko punched him in the arm. "Quiet, fool! Sesshomaru's coming!" she whispered harshly.
"Then let the plan begin." Koga whispered with a menacing smile.
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