-Begining of chapter-

The young Sasuke Uchiha was having a normal day: training, ignoring annoying fan girls, more training, and all that. But the normal day turned into horror in just seconds. He was standing there a girl, butt naked.

Sasuke's eyes were huge and screamed "What the…!" Then he/she heard chuckling in the distance, he/she looked up and saw it was Naruto. As soon as he/she knew it was him, he/she got really ticked off, because he/she knew actually what happened.

"Naruto!" he/she screamed "Change me back!" for a second the laughter stopped, "Why should I?" amusement in Naruto's voice and the laughter continued. The raven's anger was getting worse; the blonde was not giving in.

After awhile it was getting dark so you know it was getting colder, Naruto could see that (*wink wink* get it). Naruto looked straight into Sasuke's eyes and said "Getting cold?" with a big smirk on his face. The raven just glared at the blonde.

"… No…"

"Oh, really?"

Naruto slowly looked down at Sasuke's boobs, and then slowly looked back up, a big smirk never leaving his/her face (pervert). Sasuke looked down "… Shit…" he/she swung his arms over his/her chest real quick to cover them, "Shut up!"

He/she turned a little to the right, a bit embarrassed. Not showing it on his face, of course. "… Give me your jacket" He/she said with a firm girly voice. "No!" Naruto said while hugging himself. "Naruto! Give me your fucking jacket! Or change me back!"

He/she slowly walked to Naruto, swaying a bit, not really use his/her body. He/she almost fell forwards and the unusual proportioning of his/her body. "Dobe! Give me the jacket!" Sasuke fell forwards, getting up slowly "Or change me back!"

The blonde started running, laughing away at the raven "Never!" Sasuke tried to run after him like he normally did, but fell again. After getting up he/she started to slowly run after him; his/her speed increasing slowly after time. "Get back here, dobe!"

While he/she was running, he/she was getting hit on his neck and chin with his/her boobs. "I hate this things" they started to hurt (Girls, have you ever ran without a bra on?... Dang does it hurt, ouchies). He/she was still running, but he was holding his/her boobs down while running.

After awhile, he got use to the running "Damn where is he?" Sasuke was looking up and around every tree he/she passed. He/she tripped over a tree root, about to yell at it when he started to hear a quick giggle.

He looked up, and found Naruto in a tree. "Uh oh, he found me" just about to run away, snickering like crazy. Sasuke pounced Naruto, mustering enough strength to jump the right height. He/she grabbed onto him so he couldn't escape.

"Give it to me!" (Hahaha, that sounds wrong)

"No!"

Naruto and Sauke fell off the tree, onto the ground. It knocked the wind out of the blonde, with the raven being on top of him. "Give it!" Sasuke yanked the jacket, starting to unzip it. "No!" struggling underneath Sasuke (Hahaha, it sounds like rape), blushing a bit.

Sasuke got up, Naruto tried to run away but before he could do that Sasuke quickly yanked off the jacket. "Hey!" Naruto protested, trying to grab it back. Sasuke dodged and put on the jacket, zipping it up.

He/she looked down, with a discussed look on his face "What?" Naruto looked confused. "Arg, orange." Naruto jumped up "You don't have to like it!" he screamed pointing at him/her. "It's my jacket!" pointing a thumb to himself.

"Give it back!" running up to Sasuke, and trying to grab him/her. But of course, Sasuke dodged him, causing Naruto to fall on his face. The raven looked down at the blonde, then back at himself/herself, and then back at him.

"Hey dobe-"

"I'm not a dobe, teme!" Naruto shot up.

"Give me your pants"

"What?... No!" he shrieked

This time Naruto successfully ran from Sasuke, with him/her running after him. After awhile they were out of the forest and in town. Naruto was out of sight "Damn it!" Sasuke quickly realized he/she was in town and hid.

"… Man I hate these things…" he/she looked down and grabbed his boobs. "I need one of those things they use to keep them bouncing everywhere." Sasuke said quietly, while he continued to hide. "But who should I ask?"

-End of chapter-