It was a normal day at the Phantomhive manor. Well, as normal as things could get there anyway... I't s a bit hard to have a normal day when the manor consists of a sexy demon butler, a 13 year old who hasn't even reached puberty yet, and the worst staff ever. God, that sounds like some sort of sitcom doesn't it? Oh well, moving on with the story...
It was a relatively normal day, and Ciel was just eating his dinner. Sebastian had prepared it, as always, because someone burnt the first one with a flamethrower *glaring at Bard*. Suddenly Mey-Rin came running through the door (after she crashed straight into it with a loud BANG). "I prepared some tea for the Master, yes I did!" Sebastian was about to tell her he had already made tea, but then he spotted a cat outside the manor. *whoosh* Sebastian flew out the window graciously like some sort of black demon swan.
Meanwhile, back inside, Mey-Rin was still running at full speed towards Ciel, who had been so shocked by Sebastian's sudden disappearance that he just sat there frozen (let it go) with a spoon in his mouth. "I'ts really delicious, I promise Master Ciel! It took me a whole hour to make it, yes it di-WAAAAAH!" Mey-Rin tripped over god-knows-what-she-trips-over-all-the-time-probably-just-Sebastian's-sexyness-or-something The cup flew out of her hands, made quite an amazing salto through the air, while somehow keeping all that tea inside, and landed SPLAT BAM on Ciel's face. The cup slid off his face and broke into a hundred pieces when it landed on the floor. Ciel just sat there with a pokerface (ma ma ma ma) while Mey-Rin held up a '10 points' sign because holy shit that cup's salto was awesome!
And that's all for this week's episode of "A master, a demon and the worst staff ever". Join us next week when it's time to do... The laundry! DUNDUN DUUUN!
Thanks for reading! And if you're asking yourself what the hell went through my mind when I wrote this, well, I have no idea... Like my previous fanfic, I wrote this out of boredom while doing an exam, and my mind just started wandering to god-knows-where... Reviews welcome!
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