Author's Note: This is a parody of a YouTube video called Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour, which by itself is So Bad It's Good. Please do not mistake this for a serious fanfic. Thank you.

-Voltalia

In the town of Porkbelly, there lived the Test family: Hubert the patriarch, his wife and fellow matriarch Lila, their intellectually gifted twin daughters Susan and Mary, and lastly their only son and professional hell-raiser Johnny. Oh, yeah, and there was also Dukey the talking family dog. As usual, Hubert was serving up meatloaf in the dining room when all of a sudden...

"Uh, Dad?" Johnny asked out loud. "Aren't you getting sick of serving meatloaf by now?"

"No..." Hubert replied, his left eye twitching. "Why do you ask?"

"Because I'd like for you to give us a non-meatloafy meal for once."

"What are you saying, Johnny? That you don't like my meatloaf?"

Susan and Mary stared at each other with concerned looks on their faces. Was their father finally going to snap?

"Uh, Dad..." Susan began to say. "What Johnny means is that while meatloaf is a great meal, diversity is even better."

Hubert turned to Susan and calmly said, "Don't worry, sweetheart. I understand completely."

He then proceeded to run out of the dining room and into the bedroom closet, where he rummaged for some extra-strength rock-climbing rope. As soon as he came back, he tied up all of the seated immediate family members.

"Honey, what are you doing?" Lila asked bafflingly.

"It is time for family bonding." Hubert answered, the pitch of his voice rising higher as he said this. "Bond with me!"

At that moment, the blond hunk Gil came into the house to say hi to Johnny. When they saw the object of their affections, Susan and Mary started squealing like little girls.

"Oh, hello, Gil!" Hubert greeted in a falsetto. "You're just in time for our family bonding activity!"

"Oh, cool!" Gil said in his usual oblivious manner. "I'll just go get my Super X-Treme Frisbee."

"You go do that, yo!" Hubert perked up in a falsetto still.

Johnny could only watch Gil walk out the door. Afterwards, he turned to Dukey who was sleeping on the floor.

"Hey, Dukey!" Johnny whispered. "Wake up!"

No response.

"C'mon, boy!" he squealed. "This is serious!"

Dukey yawned and opened his eyes.

"Alright, Johnny..." Dukey said first thing. "What'd you do this time?"

"I just asked Dad if he was getting sick of giving us meatloaf!" Johnny answered in panic. "That was it! Help me out, man."

"Well..." Dukey started to think before he heard the door open again.

It was Gil and he had come back with his Super X-Treme Frisbee, which was electric blue with lime green lightning streaks.

"Oh, good!" Hubert spoke in his falsetto once again. "You're here! Now we can get on with the bonding experience..."

"Hey, Dukey!" Gil called out before whistling with his fingers. He threw his Super X-Treme Frisbee out and then yelled, "Heads up!"

Dukey held his mouth out, ready to catch the enticing object. The Super X-Treme Frisbee, unfortunately for Gil, missed the brown mutt's open mouth and cut Hubert's head clean off.

"Oh, shit!" Hubert yelled as his head fell to the floor.

Thus ended just another day in the life of a boy named Johnny Test.