Having a sister is the greatest thing in the world! But what happens when you fall in love with her? It can be so hard to cope. Sometimes you catch yourself watching her flick her hair, and maybe you spend a little too much time staring at her from behind that one, dark alley.
Yeah, it was tough for Alfred Ashford. But when the Redfields came, everything changed. His beloved sister was taken from him, and he swore revenge. Thus the TXX3-Virus was born. The world would suffer as he had. Maybe this whole mishap could've been avoided if only he could return that pricy $3,000,000 blood diamond ring he had bought for his sister... Oh well. No refunds. Suffer, world!
So the TXX3-Virus was released upon the lands, and all who were once decaying six feet below the ground had risen to exact vengeance on the living. Among the zombie invaders were Joshua and Estelle. They hobbled around, dragging their rotten flesh like toilet paper stuck to your shoe after leaving the public restroom. At some point, Estelle's pigtail dropped off her head, and when she went to pick it up, her maggot-infested hand touched Joshua's.
Ah, sweet love.
Even in death, their hearts would fight in the tournament. They had a real nice moment going on there, but they were zombies, so, Deadpool didn't hesitate before he filled their grayish, bloodied heads with bullets.
"Ain't I a stinker?" Deadpool said to no one in particular. He then holstered his guns and put the pedal to the metal on his post-apocalyptic truck, running over every zombie in sight. This was going to be a good day.