Shallan was gettign redy 2 leve the cool tent whre all her boy toys hang out plannin wars and stuf. she had packd up all her twist craypns and copic markers. she was a rel artist

anyway she was packin up her bag wuth her cool sketchbook with imagin dragins quotes written on the front with calligraphy. and evrey one had lft the tent becas Kaladin had 2 go and stik 2 wals in a chasim and adolin had 2 go and watch 2 make sur he didnt get like al confusd and stick his feet togethr or somrthing. and renarin was probs kissing eshonai I mean like of cOUS.

ANywy she was packin up her bag and ther was Dalinar there lookin TENSE AND MANLY in a handsom way on his strong jaw. he was sayin things like "oh no my werid visions" and "i must reuknit the knights radient" in realy intense voices under his breth. but she had realy good heereing so she was on top of that nois he was makin. she put awy all of hr faber castel manga markers and she was goin to leav but Daliner grabbed her arm in an emotinal way. but not her left arm becaus thats very fast 2 go in their relationship.

"whats up" siad Shallan like a cool kid.

"oh. uh." sad dalinar blushing like a new red rose in the spring. but theer ar no roses on thi planet so i dont no what he blushd like tbh. "i was wondering if u wanna go get a milk shake some time. " he was, vry nervus bcause he had never asked a girl out b4.

"yes of cours" sad Shalan flatterd that a cool guy like dalinar would ever notic a girl like her. he was the coolest boy on the shatterd plains and every1 wantd to b like him. "but y"

"BECAUS I THINK U R VERY PRETY AND SMART""" sad Dalniar koily. "WILL U GO OUT WITH ME SHALAN DAVER. I set u up with adoline becas i new he'd mess it up."

shalan was flabbersmaked. "oh my!" she siad like a tuff nut 2 crack. she was embarsed becays this was her BOSS and people arent alowed to go out with thre bosses except in the boks my mum reads. "i thoght u were in forever in lov wit Navani! who was also liek her boss.

"no navani and I r mainly frinds." said daliner. "we lik 2 wath movies together and make fun of enjineering."

"but wat abut yur ded wife"

"well i think she was a real jerk?" said Dalinr. "I pretnd i dont no who she is becaus i actuly dont like her name wich was Susan/"

"oh " sai shallan/ "wel my favoirute milk shake is NOT STRAWBREYS."

"mine is caramel with chocolat spreinkles" said Dalnar. "wuld u liek 2 go now?

"yes i do!" sad shallan. they got married a year later.

the end.