Epic T-Rated Contest-

1. No lemons. Must be rated 'T.'

2. Has to have a line or reference to a cannibal.

3. Has to have a line or reference to a fireman.

4. All canon pairings.

5. Has to be a one-shot, but is allowed to be continued once the contest is finished.

6. Must copy/paste these rules to the top of your submission. Two entries per person. Collaborations acceptable.

7. Must PM Bronzehairedgirl620 to alert her of your entry so she can add your story to the C2 if it fits the requirements.

--The contest will run until June 6th, 11:59 MST (Mountain Standard Time.)

Guess what? Im entering….shocker with the rules up there.

Full summary:

When Edward first meets Bella he accidently leaves his phone in biology. When a certain blood hating human finds it she has no idea what this could mean. She decides to keep the phone. Follows similarly to twilight so skips huge gaps.

Bella POV

I knew I should have givin him back the phone.

"Edward?" I looked up but he was already gone. What did I do. I would give it back to him the next day.

Biology the next day

I looked around my final hope. But Edward seemed to be missing. That night I would look through his phone for clues.

The day after

Edward still wasn't here. I still didn't have the courage. But tonight I would.

That night

I looked through his phone for contacts.

Alice

Esme

Emmett

Carlisle

The list went on including a girl named Tonia.

I fell asleep that night dream of the appearance all these people may have. Tonia would of course be blonde and perfect she was probably Edwards girlfriend.

The day Edward comes back

It was the end of biology and Edward still hadn't asked me the question a feared he would. He had certainly been nicer but that doesn't mean anything.

"Bella?" Here it come I knew it. "Have you seen a silver phone around. Im afraid I may have left it here."

"Nope cant say I have." I lied. It sounded so fake that a hurried to gym a little faster then I normal would have. As a result I tripped on my way out the door.

"Where's the fire?" Edward caught me just before I hit the ground. The chill went through my jacket and shirt.

"Um" then a fire alarm went off. Saved by the bell or alarm. "Here apparently."

"Hmm…perhaps I better leave." Edward eyes looked towards the fire fighters and then spoke "its in the cafeteria." Then he disappeared leaving me to fall the rest of the way to the ground.

That night

I decided to look through his txt messages. There wasn't a lot. None to Tonia, I noticed with peculiar glee. A lot of references where made to hunting. Some were along with Canada or a place called goat rocks. Then I looked at the 7th newest messages. Careful around humans Edward. She seams tastier then she looks.

I shudder was he….no surly not. I looked at the next seven.

Please return phone to the Cullens

Return immediately.

This is property of Edward Cullen. Return now.

Fine turn it into the office.

Call me if found.

Txt if found….ill do anything to get it back.

I smile. Surly Edward was looking for his phone. Then I txt him, with out telling him who It was of course.

Hey Edward. I have your phone MUAH HAHAHA

Two minutes later I got a txt back.

Can I have it back please please please please. Its really important theres a couple of numbers and txts if anyone got a hold of, I don't know what I would do.

So I txt back.

Are you a Canibal?

No was the reply.

Second later there was second message.

Why do you ask.

I forwarded the 7th txt to him.

I was talking about my girlfriend

(Edwards txts are now going to be underlined and bella will be italics.)

You have a girlfriend?

No but I wish she was.

Is it tonia

Tonia Is simple a friend.

Who

If I told you I would have to kill you.

*Shudders* Cannible

NO but she is so sweet I wish I would I would take her in seconds

I hesitated

What do think of Isabella Swan

BELLA and why do you care

Why are you so defensive

Does matter

Answer the question

no

then ill keep your phone

I will find you

Are you going to eat me

IM NOT A CANNIBLE

Why are you afraid of fire men…..I saw you talking to that Isabella girl then you saw firemen dropped her and ran away. Fast I might add.

BELLA…..was she hurt?

A bump and a bruise by Mike Newton took care of her

I don't know what I was doing. Or why I was trying to piss him off. He would probably know it was me tomorrow but it was working and I was happy.

DO NOT SAY THAT NAME
does it bother you?

Yes

You going to answer my questions?
No

Then im keeping your phone

Ill find you

Night dearest Edward

Good night frustrating person

I tucked the phone under my pillow. And smiled. We continued to have the very same conversation for nights afterword. Edward got more and more pissed in class. I relished the nights pissing him off. Every day he would say "have you found me phone" to Bella and every day she would say "nope" to cherry. Every night I would start "hello dearest Edward." And he would say "hello little voice." Which is what he got used to referring to me as and at the end of each fighting conversation where I always asked are you a cannibal? What do you think of Bella? Why don't you like firemen? I would say "Night dearest Edward." And he would say "night little voice." This continued till that faithful day.

I left the Edward phone at home. That where I was off to at the end of that day. I looked around and saw a very piss Edward by his car. Then I watch as his face turned to terror. I trned and saw a car speeding toward me.

(don't be mad I don't have my twi book so I'm skipping to the end of the convo at the hospital.)

"I hope you enjoy disappointment." Edward started to walk away.

"I have been every night dearest Edward I whisper. He spun to face me.

"What did you say." Edward said.

"I love the little voice don't you dearest Edward." Leaving him shocked I walked out to Charlie.

Later that night.

(going back to Bella txt Edward txt)

Hello dearest Edward

Hello little voice

Are you a Canibal?

No Why do you ask.

I forwarded the 7th txt to him.

I was talking about my girlfriend

You have a girlfriend?

No but I wish she was.

Is it tonia

Tonia Is simple a friend.

Who

If I told you I would have to kill you.

*Shudders* Cannible

NO but she is so sweet I wish I would I would take her in seconds

I hesitated

What do think of Isabella Swan

Why does BELLA want to know

She has your phone

And she'll give it back….

Tomorrow

Good

Night Edward

What happened to dearest

That was my mask

Well good night dearest little Bella

I fell asleep looking at the message.

Biology

"Phone?" I looked into his gold eyes

"here" Then I sat down and didn't look at him for the rest of the period.

"Bella? Little voice?" I turned and looked at Edward.

"Are you a cannibal?"

"No" He said exasperated.

"Just checking" I said and managed a graceful exit.

That was fun to right. One-shot for now. If wanted I can add to it after the 6th. Live long ang google. Dragonsong94