Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or sgt frog (Narrators speech is in bold.)

"Ah, Here we are back at a typical day at the Hinata house. All is quite. All is peac- hey wait a minuet this isn't typical. Where's the chaos"

"Get out of here you stupid frog and don't come back until you learn not to take over the earth and bring back enough money to fix what you broke." Natsumi said throwing Keroro out into the back yard from the living room's sliding glass door.

"Ah here we go. Much better."

Opening scene: "Sergeant Keroro persents The sarge and his new general. He's my Newest platoon member."

As Natsumi closed the door Keroro looked back and started doing his fake cry thing. Why Keroro thought in his head. I didn't do anything bad. Well I did try to take over the world with an army of squid people "Don't ask". And I did kind of destroy Natsumi's Playstation 3 but thats beside the point.

"Well enough of that maybe I'll go to the store and see if they have any new Gundam models." He began to walk out of the yard when he stopped because a very important thought came into his mind. Wait a minuet I can't go into town because I don't have my suit suit and I can't go back into the house or Natsumi will kill me. After he said that a shadow of Natsumi with red eyes appeared behind him.

Wait I can just use my invisibility! Yeah that will work! Keroro you are such a genius. He was about to step out of the yard again when the flaw of this plan came into his head. Wait. If I'm invisible and I try to give a clerk money they'll think I'm a ghost and frak out. What to do. What to do.

"Oh well I'll cross that bridge when I come to it." Keroro then spun the star symbol on his head making turn invisible and walked out of the Hinata yard and walked into Tokyo.


It was a typical world meeting. First off this one was being held in Tokyo Japan. Now as a typical meeting one of the countires made a suggestion about how to improve the world and it was shot down by several others. It then somehow lead to France and Britain beating each other up in a dust cloud with various limbs sticking out.

"Enough were behaving just like we were in the first episode!" Yelled Germany banging his fist on the table. This made France and Britain stop there fighting immediately.

"Now were here because Japan had a conceren he wanted to share with us. Japan?" Japan sat up straight in his chair and adressed his concern to all the nations.

"Thank you Germany. Everyone I think we might have invaders upon us." There was a lot of worried murmering among the nations when he said that.

"What do you mean Japan?" Ask Britain.

"Werr you might not believe me, werr everyone except America, but I think we're being invaded by aliens." After that there was a long silent pause by the nations. This was then followed by an uproar of laughter.

"Hey I think Japan might be telling the truth everbody remember my alien friend Tony." America said a little bit angry.

"Now America having one alien on this planet is hard enough to believe. How do you expect us to believe that there's another one or more on the planet." Said Britain

America was about to retort when Japan put a hand on his shoulder signaling he should stop. The rest of the meeting then went as usual with a few other countires arguing about something until Germany yelled at them all making all of them agree that the meeting was over. As they were leaving America went up to Japan.

"Hey Japan if you need helpdealing with those aliens just come and talk to the hero!"

"Thanks America." Japan went outside back to his house which was a little bit oustside of Tokyo. America was about to leave when he remembered something.

"Oops. I forgot my hamburger." America went back to where he was sitting and picked up his half eaten hamburger and ate the rest of it.


Keroro was walkign through the streets of Tokyo (still invisible).

"Oh wonderfull Gundams come to me." He said to himself. He was about half way to the store when suddenly the world meeting place in Japan opened it's doors and all the nations poured out stopping Keroro.

"What who are these people? How dare they make me wait to get to my precious Gundams. When I enslave the earth they will be the most enslaved." After this rant and after the nations cleared out Keroro calmed down a little.

"Maybe I won't enslave them as much if they give me Gundams as tribute." Keroro then walked torwards the store when suddenly the doors flung open.

"Oh crap! I'm going to be late for the plane thats going to take me home!" America said rushing out of the building. Due to Keroro being invisible America didn't see him (duh) and tripped right over the little frog sergeant in his haste.

"Aaahh!"

"Kero!" Came the screams from both America and Keroro respectively. America got up rubbing his head when he saw the little frog alien in front of him.

"What is that?" America yelled.

"Kero. What hit me?" Keroro said holding his head as he got up. When he stood up he got the feeling that somebody was watching him. He turned around to see America staring at him with wide eyes. This pekoponian can't possibly be looking at me can he. Keroro moved from left to right and watched as America's eyes followed his every movement.

Oh no this is bad real bad. Keroro than thought about all the horrible things that the humans would do to him with a picture for each one. "Frog disection, frog stew, frog in Natsumi's bikes way."

"Nooooo!" Screamed Keroro freaking out and panicking.

"H-hey calm down dude. Wait. Oh cool another alien" Keroro stopped panicking when he heard that America had met an alien before.

"Kero? Did you say another alien?"

"Yeah I have a rightous alien friend named Tony. Can you tell me about yourself?"

"Sure thing. I'm Sergeant Keroro of the 58th planet of the gama storm cloud. I'm leader or the armpit platoon the platoon with the unfortunate name."

"Looks like you forgot to tell him what armpit stands for."

"Hey be quite your going to blow my cover."

"Who are you talking to?"

"Oh no one in particular. Now can you tell me something about your self?"

"Sure! I'm America the hero!" Keroro looked at America with confusion.

"Umm I think your confused mister. America is the land mass west of here."

"No you don't understand. See I'm the personification of America. All countries have human like personifications."

"So your saying that you're literaly America!"

"Yep!"

"The same one that fought against Japan in world war two and won."

"Yeah!"

"And now if what your telling me is right your good friends with this Japan person now right?"

"Yeah me and Japan are pretty tight!" "Kero, Kero, Kero, Kero" Keroro began laughing. If I can trick this guy into joining my platoon I can get him to help me conquer Japan and then all of Pekopon. Keroro you are a genius!"

"Oh crap I missed my plane!" America exclaimed looking at a clock in one of the stores.

"Now what will I do?" The cogs in Keroro's brain started turning again.

"Hey why don't you stay with me. My platoon is full of other aliens like me who do ummm heroic stuff."

"Lying through his teeth."

"Sweet! I just made another alien friend."

"Yeah while your at it why don't you join my platoon?"

"Sure why not."

"Excellent." Keroro said in a creepy voice.

"Then I offically dub you general America of my platoon!" With that done America picked up Keroro who acted like a doll (So they wouldn't attract attention) and told America the directions to the Hinata house. As they were leaving we're left to wonder who made the bigger mistake America or Keroro?

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