"like omg you guys! We should sooo prank call Dumbledore!" Said Harry.

"Lol, that would totes be the bomb diggity!" yelled Ron.

"don't you guys remember what happened last time you prank called a teacher?" Hermione wisely stated.

*FLASHBACK with dramatic music*

Harry was skipping down the hall singing "lalalala I like pink sheep! With ballerina slippers! Oh yeah!" he stopped skipping and started walking in slow motion. "Harry, what are you doing?" said Hermione. "Oh my gosh! That looks fun!" exclaimed Ron who began running in slow motion towards Harry, while singing "I cant see me lovin' nobody but!...but..but..me!" when they reached each other Harry yelled "we should prank call Snape!" He whipped out his banana phone and gave it to Ron "Here Ron you dial!" Ron gazed at the phone with hunger. Then he chomped off the top of it. "Ron! WTF!" Harry glared at him, then pulled out another banana phone. "I'LL dial this time! 555-5555" the phone began ringing….

Snape heard his ringtone "let's go all the way tonight! No regrets, just love. We can dance until we die…" He stopped dancing when he realized that all the 1st years were staring at him in complete horror. He coughed. "Umm…yeah" he slowly backed away into his office. Then he answered his phone. "Death Eater Snape speaking! May I take your order? Wait…I mean who the hell is this?"

"this is Dumbledore, I have an emergency!"

Snape sighed "Yes, what is it?"

"i….have genital herpes"

"I already know that! You told me last week!"

"omjizzle! Really!"

"Yes! Wait…is that you Harry?"

"No! its Ron! I mean no. its Dumbledore!"

"50,000 points from Gryffindor!"

*End of FLASHBACK!*

"puh-tch! Like I care!" said Harry "I'M Harry Potter!" *dramatic music starts playing….* Harry pulled out his hotdog phone and began handing it to Ron, "Wait a second" he snatched his phone back. *dramatic music still playing* "Lupin shut that crap off!" Harry dialed the number and waited for the headmaster to answer.

Dumbledore was sitting in his office, stroking his beard when his phone began ringing. It was "I'm Goin In" he began break dancing. Ten seconds later… "Ah! My hip!" he screamed in agony. Then he answered the phone "Sup dawg!"

"Hello headmaster, its Snape"

"FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANT YOU TO MASSAGE ME!"

"...no, that's not it. I just wanted to tell you that…I'm gay."

"yeah cuz it wasn't obvious when you practically raped Draco outside Slughorn's Christmas Party"

"…."

"or that time when you poked Barty with your "wand""

"…yeahhhh"

"haha! Completely owned! In your face!"

"oh yeah! Wanna go old man!"

"Bring it on Severus! 8:00. My office!"

"Lets do it oldster!"

Just as Harry hung up, Percy randomly appeared shouting loudly "I'm HEAD BOY!" The trio shrugged and began skipping towards the common room singing "at first I was afraid! I was petrified!..."

Thus ends the story of Prank Call Antics…!