Just a little something I wrote during the holidays. I'm bored, you know. Damn bored.
I kind of like Neil's character. It's a bit like my friend's, with all the girly screams, the fact that they are both scared of dirtying their clothes. (And that same friend is also like Archie who is scared of water. Lol: D)
Told in my POV. Warning: may contain random stuff. Such as mud baths, the Milo pool, and other randomness.
A pink tutu. Along with a Milo pool
Mud. What do you think of when it comes to mud?
"EEWWW!!!!!! Mud?! No way!" Neil squealed. "Unless you're talking about a mud bath, that's more like it. Mud baths, you know, are good for the skin." He added with a flick of his finger.
I banged my head against the table. "So you want me to write about a mud bath?!"
"Well, that's a good idea!" Neil piped up. "Oh oh oh! Write another one for the others as well! They'd love a mud bath!"
"Neil, do you have any idea that mud baths are SO outta the question?"
"We were talking about a question?"
I slammed my head against my keyboard and began to bash it up. (A/N: get ready for a long line of utter randomness due to the slamming of the keyboard.)
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Neil stared at the long line of utter gibberish before screaming girlishly, "HHEEELLLPPP!!!! It's alive, I tell you! It's alive!!!!" Neil ran around in circles, flailing his arms about. He then grabbed hold of Links, the cat on the screen, or better known as the Office Assistant, by the shoulders and began to shake poor Links about vigorously. The poor cat blacked out just before being dunked into a mud bath that appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey, where did that mud bath come from?" I asked. (And I said no mud baths!)
Ignoring my question, Neil continued running around in circles, eventually banging into the "Word art" button just by the bottom of the screen. The action resulted into a VERY loud bang. Or more like a crash, then a bang, then a crash, then a bang again…… due to the numerous times Neil banged into the button.
f.x: CRASH! BANG! CRASH! BANG! (Repeated for preferred times.)
"Will you keep the noise down?! Some people are trying to sleep, you know!"
Oops. Now the others are awake. Or should I say suddenly materialized. Archie rubbed his eyes open.
"Uh…… What?" the others started too materialized fully. Even Herry's teddy bear came. It landed with a squeak on the floor.
"TEDDY!!!! You're here!" Herry squealed, and hugged his teddy bear.
Just then, Jay came out of nowhere with Cronus, hard on their heels.
(A/N: pause here for a while. Should a swarm of bees do? Yup. Love the idea. Wait a moment……)
F.x: takka takka takka……. (Keyboard noise)
"RUN!!!!!" Jay, the descendent of the great leader Jason, screamed, with surprisingly, Cronus, hard on his heels. A swarm of Marshmallow Bees were chasing them, their kebab stingers poised and ready to strike. (Marshmallow bees have bodies made of marshmallows, with their stingers made of small little kebabs. )Cronus was, amusingly, dressed in a……
"OMYGAWD! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS CRONUS WEARING?!" Neil shrieked, one hand pointing at Cronus, the other hand apparently shielding his eyes. "Man, Cronus, you should really get a reality check. My eyes hurt so much just by looking at that…… outfit you're wearing. Urrgghh!"
Everyone turned to look at their nemesis. Theresa took one look and turned away, apparently in an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Herry, with his beloved teddy bear, burst out roaring in laughter, banging his fists on the floor as he was rolling on floor laughing out loud. (This action is a.k.a ROFLOL in cyber-space) Atlanta, along with Archie, couldn't stand holding their laughter any more, cried with laughter till their sides ached. Cronus glared at them.
"What?" he asked, "it's not my fault that the author made me dress like this."
Everyone burst out laughing again, for Cronus was wearing a pink leotard and tutu, along with a tiara and a pink handbag. The sight, of course, was hilarious.
I giggled to myself as I watched the Marshmallow Bees getting glomped by Herry. Poor bees. I wonder what would happen to them in the next life. If they ever have a next life.
Just then, a television pops out of nowhere and suddenly broadcasts "The new news".
f.x.: Da da da DAA~!
TNN host: Well hello there to you people who are watching The New News!
f.x.: Da da da DAA~!
TNN host: Well for today's TNN, we have a neww announcement to make (as we always do for every single episode of TNN).
f.x.: Da da da DAA~!
TNN host: We have just received a report from this scientist who just materialized here, that Marshmallow Bees, whatever they're, do not have a next life.
TNN scientist guy: We'th know'th it'h that'h these'th bees'th, wutever'h they're, *cough cough*, tasteth like......GACK CHOKE ACK!
TNN host: Oh dear. Looks like the author forgotten to write propel-- GACK CHOKE ACK!
Random voice from nowhere: And that's the end of todays, "The New News".
f.x.: Da da da DAA~!
Random voice from nowhere: Stop that.
f.x.: Da da da DAA~!
"That was weird," Atlanta said.
"Tottally," added Archie.
"Look at me! I'm a little birdie! Fly fly fly~" Cronus sang as he skipped about, eventually landing into the big Milo pool.
KA-SPLASH!
"Fl--blub-fly-blub-bridie-blub......."
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Eh? How did you like it? Don't blame me for the total randomness, It's like my first fanfic (diao O_o lll), since I had nothing to do during the holidays. Somehow, I created this account like (when?!), and I had forgotten all about it. Until now, that is. :D