One day, Sonic wnet into a town and said "byo i really want a chili dog" when PHOENIX WRIGHT said "here you go sonic i objected someone and got it from them!" sonic ate it and said "GOTTA SPEED KEED" when sudeenly GODOT appared and said "Hey guys what's going on WAIT WHERE IS KNUCKLES" because no one realized they were never in a town they were actually on the swiss alps in canada when knuckles appeared and punched GODOT in the jaw and said "I'M RIGHT HERE DOUCHEFUCK" and godot made a coffee river with his tears because he said "ow that hurt"
CHAPTER 2 WHAT HAPENS TO KERMUT?
ok so they leave the alps when sudenly the MUPPETS appear and kermit says "HELLO I AM A FROG IT SURE IS NOT EASY TO BEING GREEN" but then PHOENIX WIRGHT says I OBJECTION! and prosecutes the color green so all the money in the world becomes orange because green is illegaled now and kermit gets executed for illegaling all the time,
CHAPTER 3 WHEN WE ARRIVE IT BECOMES
after the prosecution of gonzo PHOENIX WRIGHT ANDSONIC THE hedgehog go into the local pub and say "give me a drinks bartender" and he says "no you are zombies" and he was right they were zombies and ate the town but GODOT had magic teleporting powers so he warped into iceland and couldn't see knuckels and said "WAIT I BROUGHT KNUCKLES WHERE DI HE GO" and knuckles punched him in the teeth and said "I'M RIGHT HERE DOUCHEFUCK"