Started: Dec. 22, 2000


Rating: G


Descrpition: These were originally the disclaimers for my fic, Count The Stars, and I wrote it when I felt I was getting too wrapped up in angst of Obi-wan and Amidala. Huh. Anyway, it's too happy for that fic, so I took it off and put it here. Hope you like!!


"PLEASE DON'T SUE US, GEORGE!!"



Song #1

*Sung in the tune of Hit Me Baby One More Time*


Hey Georgey, Georgey!

How was I supposed to know

That these were copyrighted?

Hey Georgey, Georgey!

I never knew you owned

The whole Star Wars Empire!


And now I'm feeling really stupid

'Cos I wrote a fanfic

And now I'm gonna

Get my bootie sued!


Your greediness

Is killing me

All I've done is

Make a story (A story)

And now I'll die

In lawsuit hell

All because of you- u- u

You didn't write Star Wars very well!!


Song #2

*In the tune of Bye Bye Bye*


I'm writing this tonight, George

You're probably gonna start a fight

'Cos you think this isn't right

Why? Tell me, come on


I love Star Wars endlessly

And you are being really cheap

When we try to make your stories

Better than now


I'm not earning money

Believe in this, it ain't no lie

And if you wanna sue me

I'll ask you now

Georgey, why why why?

Georgey, why why why?



Lame? You betcha. Please review anyway, and tell me if I should write more comedy parodies.


Finished: December 23, 2000