Cha!
sorry...
so me (cut.class.not.frogs) and my friend (Kakashi is meh hero) have a ton of inside jokes and so all this stuff that we wrote actually happened or we talked about it in some class...mostly history. XD
so yeah. the charecters are OOC.
but come on...do u want to laugh or not?
Disclaimer: I (we) do not own Naruto. McDonalds. Lake Erie. Bill Nye the science guy...or any of that other stuff. kapeesh?
but Chita (cut.class.not.frogs) does own her invisible boat.
and oh yeah mind with us please. we're writing this at 2:13 to be exact in the morning.
so yeah. and dont worry. it'll get funnier when the chapters go on. TRUST Me. XD
Chapter 1: Lake Erie? (last time i checked, we were in Japan)
"We're where!?" Sakura screamed as the other charecters looked dumbfounded and Naruto grinned like an idiot because he just figuired out the sky was blue.
"...Lake Erie...near Ohio." (a/n: i think...we dont pay attention in history...we talk. and eat fudge and lollipops. and i try to be Shino. XD)
"What!? Isnt that where all the people died...because...its like a triangle or something!?" She asked still screaming.
"Thats the Bermuda triangle you artard!" Kakashi said rolling his eyes...cough his eye. He's been practicing in the mirror.
"AHHH! IT IS A TRIANGLE!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed running around in ovals while everyone else sighed.
"I knew we should have hired One Peice to do this for us." Sasuke said in a monotone voice.
"Eeeew!" Shino said cowering and pointing a finger in the wrong direction because he was blind or something.
"Well...they're cheap." Sasuke said and walked away.
"So...what do we do?" Kakashi asked, rolling his eyes again for fun.
"arrrg! im a pirate!" Ten Ten said popping out of nowhere.
"TEN TEN, NO IS NOT THE TIME!!!" Everyone yelled.
"LETS GO TO THE I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN PARTY!!" Ten Ten then yelled back, quite randomly. (a/n: I LUV EDWARD CULLEN! 3 ok fine...we...love edward cullen rolls eyes oh cut.class.not.frogs is Ten Ten and Kakashi is meh hero is...take a guess? Kakashi. however did you know?)
So yeah, they're all stuck on a crappy little boat in the middle of Lake Erie with Kakashi rolling his eyes, Ten Ten ranting, Sakura running around in ovals, Shino trying to perform an excorsism on Kiba, Gaara baking cookies, Sasuke eyeing the butter knife strangely, Shikamaru in the crows nest, and Ino pretending to be Ms. Tetra (a/n: From the Windwaker :D), and Naruto still grinning at his recent discovery, and Neji and everyone else was...sleeping...yeah. sure.
Jooooy...
"LAND HO!" Shikamaru cried in a fake british accent from the crow's nest.
"Dont call me a ho!" Sakura screamed back.
"The truth hurts." Gaara said smelling the cookies and attacking the oven.
"No...look!" He said pointing at a random McDonalds on the beach.
So they all rowed away singing happy pirate songs to McDonalds. As soon as they got there, they payed Kakashi seventy six cents to order for them and then hit the play place. (a/n: our fave part of McDonalds...lol XD)
As soon as Sasuke got on he climbed on the shortest slide he saw and started screaming:
"IM GOING TO DO IT! IM GOING TO JUMP!!" He threatned. Everyone looked up and just shrugged.
"NO SERIOUSLY I WILL THIS TIME!"
Ten Ten just continued rowing her invisible boat on the carpet while Kakashi tried to hold back Gaara from eating the McDonalds guy because he smelled like cookies.
"I SERIOUSLY AM IN-" He was cut off shortly by Ino who pushed him off the slide because she wanted to slide down the slide.
"WAAAH!!! I GOT AN OUCHIE ON MY KNEE! WAAAH!" Sasuke started crying and rolling around on the ground. (a/n: oh the images...XD)
"AAHHH! YOU CRASHED MY INVISIBLE BOAT!" Ten Ten said slapping him and crawling away to another spot on the carpet and started rowing her invisible boat again.
"FOOOOODDDSSS REEEAAADDDYYY!" Kakashi sang like an opera singer. (a/n: haha! kakashi is meh hero just tried to imitate that.
XDXDXDXD lol!)
"GRADSFSNFSDFJ" Gaara sang back while trying not to eat any customers. (a/n: AAH! I JUST DELETED IT ALL...but i got it back.
hee hee XD. now try singing what Gaara just said...AND GRR! I JUST DELETED IT AGAIN! but its back...jeez XD)
So everyone prayed followed by Naruto and Kiba who sang like a gospel singer in the background. (A/n: Kakashi is meh hero just tried singing it again!! HAHAHA! she's gonna give the house a wake up call...XD)
"AAAMMMENNNN!" Kiba sang. (a/n: im not even gonna say anything...i wish u cud hear her sing...XD)
"Shut up Kiba! you were singing your high note so long you didnt notice we already finished eating!" They all screamed at him.
"well..." He started.
"THE LORD WILL FORGIVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU YELL AT YOUR BEST FRIENDS. JESUS NEVER YELLED AT THE TWELVE DISCIPLES WHEN THEY ATE THE LAST CHICKEN NUGGET AND NEVER GAVE HIM ANY KETCHUP TO GO WITH HIS FRIES!!" Kiba sang. (a/n : HAHAHA! U SHUD HAVE SERIOUSLY HEARD THAT...SHE JUST SANG THIS!!!!)
so yeah. sorry if it sucked.
its late and we have to wake up early.
and SHE WONT STOP SINGING!! AHH! IM GOING TO HAVE TO SLAP HER!
haha.
please review and NO FLAMES!
people telling you u suck...takes that fuzzy feeling away.
so yeah. thanks :D
-Chita and her gospel singing pal...i'll call her Gilligan. XD
PREVIEW FOR CHAPTER TWO: THE HYYUGAS HAVE A POOL!?
"Inertia is a property of matter." Neji said like a geek.
"Can i pick up anything at the store for you Hinata"
"B TO THE A...TO THE T T E R I E S." (like fergalicious XD)
"when Ten Ten jumps in the pool her bathing suit rides u- i mean waves carry on in a circular motion." Neji said scientifically with his finger in the air."
"THIS IS A GOOD DAY! TIME TO CRACK OUT THE BILL NYE VIDEOS, GRAHM CRACKERS AND FLAVORED WATER!"
we'll post it soon. dont worry. :D