Hello Naruto Fans! Because I just can't bring myself to continue The Lone Jinchuuriki as often as I would like to I shall have a side series of One-shots involving Fem-Naru and maybe Male Naru, depending on what I want. I will still update The Lone Jinchurriki, and if you haven't already read it, try it out. It's a little darker than this series will be, so I guess you have been warned? Anyways moving on!

Characters/Pairings-Kakashi and Fem Naruto, hints at Naru Kaku, mild themes

Background-Not much other than why the hell was Naruto allowed to keep that damned jumpsuit?! And more importantly…HOW DID HE NOT GET CAUGHT DOING PRANKS IN THAT THING?!

Disclaimer-I wish I owned Naruto…

Chapter dedicated to The Lone Jinchuuriki and Naruto.

Naruto knew that orange wasn't the most liked color in the world, knew that it wasn't a logical choice for clothing, but she couldn't help but love the color. It brought her warmth and filled her with happiness. It was what identified her, alongside her jumpsuit in said color. That said she was a little peeved when Kakashi had approached the subject of her clothing a little to forcefully.

"Naruko, you need to choose another type of clothing. What you have now isn't suited for a Ninja." His one black eye traced up her figure, Naru's sandaled feet tapping the ground in annoyance as her eyebrow twitched. Her blonde hair was let down today, as no 'missions' were scheduled for that particular date. It hadn't even been a week since Kakashi had accepted them as his Genin, and he had chosen to bring up her attire. Her orange jumpsuit was there for a reason. First, it helped keep her cool, second she could run around and not worry about getting soaked in her sweat, third it hid her developed form, and finally, it was freaking Orange! "No can do Sensei." She spoke firmly, not letting up on her choice to keep the attire. She was fine with it, and she managed to be sneaky with it too! Everyone called her a loser and a freak over it, but she could hide from the Anbu with a bright orange jumpsuit! That had to say something about her stealth. "Naru, you won't make it very far in the Ninja world dressed in that, no one will take you seriously. No Hokage would wear something that flashy." Naru's lips twitched down and she glared at the scarecrow even harder. So he was using her dream against her now? Oh she was pissed. "I won't change." The two met eye to eye, Naru unmoving whilst Kakashi resisted the urge to strangle his sensei's daughter.

I~~~~I

None of the arguing mattered, because after they had stared at each other for over an hour Naru was forced to give in. How the hell could the lazy eyed bastard manage that blank stare for that long?! "Stupid ass Scarecrow." She hissed under her breath as she pulled her shirt over her head. The fabric squeeze at her chest and she cursed before finally getting it over her arms. She pulled it down, glaring at the skin tight material whilst she straightened herself out in front of the mirror. Her eyes looked upward and she crossed her arms. Her blonde hair had been pulled into a ponytail so it wouldn't be as bad to deal with, her bangs framing her face. Black Cargo pants rested around her hips, going down to her ankles wear Kunoichi boots covered her feet. Her kunai pouches rested at the right side of her waist and her right leg. Her shuriken pouch was behind her left side, and she had her favorite weapon, a boa staff, stored in a small scroll strapped beside her kunai pouch. She also had a belt around her waist despite not needing it, several Senbon sewn into the fabric for emergencies. "Naruko, we don't have all day…" The bored drawl over her sensei brought her blue eyes to the stall door, the orbs hardening into a glare. "Whatever Scarecrow." She opened the door and exited, grabbing her orange jumpsuit on the way out. "There, happy now asshole?"

"Mah, mah Naru-chan, there's no need for that language-" Kakashi's body froze as he took in his student, the green fishnet shirt, the sleeves for the shirt ending at her elbows, the fishnet continuing to her wrists where black gloves sporting metal plates engraved with the leaf symbol covered her small hands. Her boots went up to her knees, her cargo pants fanning out slightly at the knee down. She also had a rebellious orange fox charm hanging from a belt loop at her waist. "Gonna stare for an hour again, Sensei?" Kakashi forced himself to look his student in the face, glad that he had a facemask himself. She was blushing, and he could feel heat rising at his cheeks. She only looked to the side, her blue eyes narrowed at something across the store. "U-Uh Yes…" Kakashi cleared his throat and looked away. "Y-You have the extra pairs?" He just barely saw her nod out of the corner of his eye, before they both went to the counter. The women there giggled at their faces. They had gone a little ways away from the village so that Naruko wouldn't be kicked out, so the girl was able to be amused in the Jinchuuriki's presence. Kakashi let Naru set the clothes on the counter as he pulled out his little pouch of Reo to pay for the clothes. He paid for the clothes and the two left, Naru saying goodbye to the clerk as she walked out the door. Kakashi's shoulders tensed when several heads turned their way, and he lead Naru down the small street. Kakashi barely contained himself from growling at the boys that spent a little longer than necessary staring at his Genin, whom was shifting as she walked. She looked at the ground, face flushed in embarrassment. He guessed that this is where the jumpsuit would have been nice, as it didn't show nearly as much of her figure. He immediately banished any further thoughts on that topic, focusing instead on his student as she suddenly stopped. "Naru?"

Naru's bright blue eyes had caught sight of the perfect remedy for her situation. She still felt exposed, even with her layers of clothes. However, that certain article of clothing that she had spotted in the window of that store could easily remedy her situation. "Naru?" She heard her Sensei but didn't look back at him. "One minute Sensei, I'll be right back…" She rushed off, leaving her bags for Kakashi to pick up. She entered the store rather quickly the clerk, a teenage boy, turning to her. She pointed to the article of clothing in the window, grinning a bit. "Could you ring that up for me please?"

Minutes passed before Naru appeared beside Kakashi again, holding a new bag in her hand. "Alright we can go back now." Kakashi raised a brow at the bag but she didn't budge. Instead he sighed and lead her to a little area where they sealed their items, before heading back to the leaf village. "Hey Sensei…?" Kakashi turned toward her as they walked out of the village, and was surprised to see a small smile on her face. "Thanks." His face heated up under his mask and he managed an eye smile. "Your welcome Naruko."

I~~~~I

"Where the hell is that Idiot?!" Sasuke cringed as Sakura yelled, Kakashi glancing up from his book to take in the enraged pinkette shouting and complaining about Naru being late. Kakashi had to say though, he was surprised Naru was even slightly late for their mission assignment. They may be D-Ranks but Naruko always enjoyed extra time to complain.

"Sorry guys, I had to take Kiba to the hospital so I was a little late…" Sakura turned sharply at the sound of the girl's voice, the Third Hokage opening his eyes as Iruka moaned out a 'finally'. "What do you mean by that Na-" Sakura froze as she took in Naru's form, her face turning ashen. Naru wore her outfit that she and Kakashi had picked out, only with a blue fishnet shirt this time, and an added necklace with two dog tags. There was also another add on, which was a black trench coat with two pockets in line with the the bust and ribbon like designs along the bottom edges. The coat had a high collar with the ribbon designs bordering the top, and two patches were sewn onto the shoulders, proudly displaying the Uzimaki symbol in orange. Her hair was pulled into a bun with her bangs framing her perfectly sun kissed skin. "Kiba passed out due to my outfit so I had to drag his ass to the hospital." She smirked, as though it was actually amusing. Sasuke froze as he stared at her, his jaw nearly dropping as his face heated up. Sarutobi promptly lost his pipe as it hit the table, Iruka's head hitting the table next. Kakashi raised a brow at the coat, thinking back to when she had ran off on their shopping trip. "Ah, so that's what you had gone after. I thought it would have been something else." Naru turned to Kakashi and grinned, and the silver haired Jonin was a little afraid that she was no longer embarrassed. "Yup, I even sewed the Uzimaki symbol onto it." She turned, showing the shoulders to Kakashi. "I figured it would help me adjust to the new style."

Kakashi chuckled and nodded, sharing an eye smile with the blonde. She beamed at him, earning them both looks from the others in the room. Sarutobi, the first to grasp the situation, picked up his pipe and put it back in his mouth with a soft sigh. "W-Well it seems like Kakashi managed to fix your attire problem, aye Naru?" Naruko pouted at the old man, crossing her arms over her chest. "Only because the damned Scarecrow is incapable of possessing any humane emotions." Kakashi promptly stiffened, Iruka managing a small laugh. "And because I look bad ass in black too." Sakura proceeded to faint and Sasuke face palmed, Sarutobi, Kakashi, and Iruka laughing together as the girl pouted. "I'm serious, Dattabane!"

A small introduction to what the chapters will be like, though not all will be happy or as sappy as this one is. I'll mostly stick to Fem Naru but maybe I'll do a male Naru. Also this is just a series of one shots, so they don't have to connect completely or co-exist with the timeline. In fact, they can be entirely ludicrous or just plain stupid, depending on what I feel like writing at the time.

Thanks for reading, review if you have one-shot suggestions, and have a nice day/night/whatever time it is