"and that will be my top secret plan to ki-"
"is that why you're screaming it?"
Voldemort glared "Shut your gob Snape! As I was saying, my plan to kill that Planter boy!"
"….i believe it's Potter sir."
"whatevs! Does it look like I care? Do you understand the plan?"
"Yes, I shall tell Dumbledore right away"
"….what was that?"
Snape quickly shoved a Twix in his mouth and began chewing. "I said, my pet manatee needs a grooming."
"oh"
Whew. That was close. Snape thought.