Hey y'all. This fandom is fucking dead, but I'm not letting this go. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, why doesn't HOA have a group chat fix? It's mandatory, and I'm gonna fix that. Watch this never get touched again lmao. I'm gonna try, because I've been thinking about this for days now.
This is all set in season 2 (canon compliant) and this is like the VERY beginning of the year. Like Fabian and Nina still together early. Honestly I wanna speed through this just to have the Peddie interactions because I have big plans for those two within the chat. Idek if there will be mystery; probably will be considering other chats are gonna be in here (ex. Sibuna chats, school newspaper chat, etc.)
Anyway this is just an intro to this shitpost of a story so it's kinda short and there's no real plot (not that there will be any concrete plot). Sorry lol
Dedicated to Emily, because I know she got the email notification that I posted this yes hello.
Anyway here are their usernames as of now. They'll change through the story.
murica = nina
space_is_rad = fabian
beautyqueen = amber
saintpatty = patricia
apocalypseready= alfie
clarke&co = jerome
allworld= mick
i_lived_bitch = joy
lifeonmars = mara
house chat
Today 1:10pm
beautyqueen has added murica, space_is_rad, saintpatty, allworld, clarke&co, apocalypseready, i_lived_bitch, and lifeonmars to the conversation
beautyqueen: hey kids
beautyqueen: i made us this gc cuz we dont actually talk NEARLY enough
saintpatty: what the fuck ? there's a reason for that
allworld: luv u 2 trixie
allworld: also tf is ur username?
saintpatty: it's a joke meathead
allworld: ooooh understood
space_is_rad: No offense, but...why?
beautyqueen: why cant we loVE EACH OTHER GDI
apocalypseready: I Think It's A Great Idea, Ambs
beautyqueen: awww see? alfie gets it
saintpatty: hah kiss-ass
clarke&co: whipped
clarke&co: lol this is why we're friends, patricia
saintpatty: ;)
apocalypseready: I OBJECT
beautyqueen: U GUYS ARE ALL STAYING WETHER U WANT TO OR NOT!
beautyqueen has changed restrictions on murica, space_is_rad, saintpatty, allworld, clarke&co, apocalypseready, i_lived_bitch, and lifeonmars
lifeonmars: *whether
beautyqueen: SO HA
saintpatty: NOOO
i_lived_bitch: jfc this is gonna be something else
murica: Guys is no one paying attention to Mrs. Andrews?
saintpatty: lmao did you forget who you love with nina?
saintpatty: *live gdi
murica: Shit u right, carry on
beautyqueen: Nina check your insta, I tagged you in a hair care tutorial
murica: :)))))
allworld: wasted
space_is_rad: what the heck stop spamming
saintpatty: this boy just said heck
saintpatty: protECT HIM OMFG
apocalypseready: Ya Know For The Person Who Didn't Wanna Be In This Chat In The First Place, You Type The Most
saintpatty: *sweats*
beautyqueen: he got you there
space_is_rad: What's wrong with saying heck? It's just as potent as all the other things I could have said
clarke&co: *looks at camera like I'm on the office*
i_lived_bitch: ^
saintpatty: ^
murica: ^^
apocalypseready: ^
allworld: ^^
lifeonmars: ^
space_is_rad: OKAY OKAY I GET IT ASDFHJJDSGKGDD
Today 1:19pm
murica: Im laughing so hard omg
allworld: she snATCHED that phone
saintpatty: poor boy never saw it coming
apocalypseready: RIP, Fabian Rutter: 1996-2012; Mrs. Andrews Was Too Savage
i_lived_bitch: it's cuz he never texts in class lol
clarke&co: rip m8
Today 4:37pm
beautyqueen: okay you all have behaved so I'm taking off restrictions
beautyqueen has removed restrictions on murica, space_is_rad, saintpatty, allworld, clarke&co, apocalypseready, i_lived_bitch, and lifeonmars
Today 4:38pm
saintpatty has left the conversation
beautyqueen: GDI PATRICIA
beautyqueen has added saintpatty to the conversation
Today 4:39pm
beautyqueen has changed restrictions on saintpatty
saintpatty: rats