Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, they didn't let me say so, but I also included some Tales of Symphonia characters in this crossover… so yeah. :)
Um… Okay, I thought of this in the shower. Please don't ask me what on earth was going through my head, because I have no idea. But! I hope you like it? Somehow? It's terribly random—this really is how it played out in my head… my imagination can be a bit wild. Leave a comment, I wanna hear opinions! xD
Discussion of the Voice
Genma leaned on a wall, chewing on his senbon. In the corner of his vision, he saw a brown haired girl, who looked no older than sixteen. "Who're you?"
"I knew it! You're Emil!" Marta screeched.
"'Emil'? Who's 'Emil'?" He grunted, not being particularly fond of the name. "My name's Genma! G-E-N-M-A: Genma."
"You sound just like Emil!" Marta persisted.
Emil, in Ratatosk mode, walked up. "What kind of idiot are you talking to, Marta?"
Genma's eyes shot open. "'Idiot'?!"
"Yeah, or do you not know English?!" Ratatosk yelled, already frustrated.
"Emil!" Marta screeched, once again.
"Someone shut that girl up…" Genma complained.
"HEY! Don't talk to Marta like that!"
"What're you, her guardian?" Genma snickered tauntingly.
Ratatosk's face burned with anger. "Don't mock me!"
"Why's everyone have my voice here?" Ichigo walked up, quite confused.
"EMIL!" Marta screeched.
"WHAT!?" All three "Emils" screamed at her, and then looked at each other. "You sound just like me…" Their eyes opened wide.
"Shenanigans… " Genma mumbled.
"Feh, we all know who's the ORIGINAL voice anyways," Ichigo smirked smugly, pointing to himself.
"Um, no! You sappy little wimp! The ORIGINAL would be I: Ratatosk!"
Genma snickered. "You're the sappy little wimp, kiddo. I'm the oldest one here, so clearly I'm the one who had the voice first."
"No!" Marta whined. "Emil came first because he's a god!"
"Make that a tree spirit…" Ratatosk corrected.
"Uh, what you all DON'T understand is that my anime was on like, episode 355 when you were being voice acted. I came first!" Ichigo argued.
"This calls for divine intervention!" Colette smiled happily, flapping her angel wings.
"Hey, that means you, Emil!" Marta's eyes sparkled.
"I'M A TREE SPIRIT!"
"The divine intervention would be me, mind you," Pain said as he descended majestically. "Because I am god."
"Yeah, he's god—wait, no! What?" Genma looked over. "Akatsuki!"
"Akatsuki!" Naruto yelled, charging in to punch Pain.
"Go away. Boys voiced by women aren't welcome here," Pain glared at him coldly. Naruto's eyes popped open, as his bottom lip dropped out to a sad whimper.
"Jashin is god you heathens!" Hidan burst out in a rage.
"CAN WE GET BACK TO THE POINT NOW!?" Genma spit his senbon out, piercing through the ground.
"Yeah! This wouldn't have happened if it weren't for 'them'," Ichigo complained. "Then I wouldn't have to share my vocals."
"'Them'?" Genma made a face.
"Them!"
"I believe he is referring to me," Pain said proudly.
"No… 'they're' even higher than you…" Ichigo said seriously.
"The creators?! Wh—god d! # those creators!"
"I don't take condemnation orders from you," Pain grunted.
"Be nice to Emil!"
The three glared at her. "WHICH EMIL!? You call us all that!"
Marta gasped at the realization. "Who… who is Emil!?"
"Well, I'm not! I'm Ratatosk!"
"I'm Genma!"
"I'm Ichigo!"
"I'm god."
"Blasphemer!" Hidan screamed.