Chapter 1:

Sad isn't it, Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at Arkham till The Joker twisted her mind.

Yup. That's my story, in a nutshell.

Hi, my name is Harleen Frances Quinzel.

I'm more of a former psychiatrist rather than a doctor. I mean she's not wrong, my puddin' definitely twisted my mind. Good thing he didn't break it. Only lord knows what would happen then.

Some people say I'm crazy.

And I say 'I'm not crazy. I'm crazy, in love.'

I'm 'in love' with Joker. Or at least I thought i was.

Trust me, he doesn't 'love' anyone. Love is not a word in Mistah J's vocabulary.

Now just sit back, relax, grab some popcorn, and let me tell you the full story.