1 The Terrifyingly Inexplicable Calamity
In the Extraordinarily perplexing coincidental and somewhat paranormal phenomenon of the psychiatric psychoanalyst transpiring to be a transdimentional, trans-sexual transvestite, the paramount, phantasmagoric, spookily charismatic, cosmopolitan escaplogist was perplexed by the confounding, confusing, copiously Conflictional circumstances surrounding the instantaneous metamorphosis of the photogenic, philanthropic, homicidally psychotic extraterrestrial bio-organism into a molecular amalgamation of extraordinary proportions, withstanding, challenging and thwarting the constitutional, essentially omnipotent regulations of the cataclysmic and catastrophically colossal, gargantuan mind-beguilingly complex conundrum that is the conceived macrocosm, where we reside in peaceful, harmonious cyclic cohabitation with every animated vertebrate, invertebrate and icky creepy-crawlys, and those which perchance are a conglomeration of all, until that ruinous moment in which the horrendous, terrifyingly inexplicable calamity aforementioned did suddenly and appallingly transpire.
In the Extraordinarily perplexing coincidental and somewhat paranormal phenomenon of the psychiatric psychoanalyst transpiring to be a transdimentional, trans-sexual transvestite, the paramount, phantasmagoric, spookily charismatic, cosmopolitan escaplogist was perplexed by the confounding, confusing, copiously Conflictional circumstances surrounding the instantaneous metamorphosis of the photogenic, philanthropic, homicidally psychotic extraterrestrial bio-organism into a molecular amalgamation of extraordinary proportions, withstanding, challenging and thwarting the constitutional, essentially omnipotent regulations of the cataclysmic and catastrophically colossal, gargantuan mind-beguilingly complex conundrum that is the conceived macrocosm, where we reside in peaceful, harmonious cyclic cohabitation with every animated vertebrate, invertebrate and icky creepy-crawlys, and those which perchance are a conglomeration of all, until that ruinous moment in which the horrendous, terrifyingly inexplicable calamity aforementioned did suddenly and appallingly transpire.